Adult Grilled Cheese Sandwich Costume Set

Description

“Adult” and “grilled cheese” aren’t words you find together very often. Most grilled cheeses, being a staple of kids’ menus up and down the land, are decidedly all-ages. Our Adult Grilled Cheese Sandwich Costume Set, however, is only for grownups, and it’s not because of the size. Okay, it’s mainly because of the size, but there’s something undeniably irresistible about a person walking around inside a giant melted cheese sandwich… I mean, would you let your daughter go out like that? All the boys will want a piece––of greasy sourdough bread and melted processed cheese product!

Pizza’s only managed to corner the party market through sheer ubiquitous availability––believe us, if you could order a case of grilled cheeses to your door, it would be just as much of a surefire party hit. I mean, what sounds better after a few drinks than hot carbs and faux dairy? In our Adult Grilled Cheese Sandwich Costume Set, you’ll be turning down ravenous partygoers left and right, but never fear––your partner won’t be hard to spot between 2 giant pieces of bread with their own gaggle of cheese-mesmerized admirers.

You could have gone as Jasmine and Aladdin, Mario and Luigi, or Kim and Kanye… No, instead, you and your friend or lover have opted to go as your favorite lunch. Good ol’ American comfort food. Perhaps you have a third wheel who could go as a bowl of tomato soup. Resist the temptation to dig in, because these costumes are given their shape by decidedly non-delicious-sounding polyurethane foam. They also conveniently have leg and arm openings, which you’ll need to fend off hungry partygoers.