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Fantasy realms are basically better than ours in just about every way. They’ve got magic. Dragons. Flight potions. Pretty much can’t lose! That said, several elements of the real world filter in pretty easily. We’re talking about some racial stereotyping. It isn’t pretty. The denizens include everything from cuddly creatures that demand to be treated with admiration and chin scratches to gargantuan monstrosities who will surely bring about a kingdom’s worth of destruction if they are not halted! Humans, of course, still spread like wildfire and particularly love their farming and industry lands while elves hide in their mystical forests and dwarves hold up in resource-rich mountains.

But, these are the races that we always hear about… the ones we all look up to. We’re ready to rush into the wilds as a human ranger, dwarven fighter, or elven mage, all ready to put blade and magic against the rampaging and horrific orcish warlords who know nothing but rage, blood, and … drooling. But, isn’t that a bit unfair? Those ‘heroes’ don’t even stop to talk to the orcs that they’re going crazy over. And, we think that’s a travesty that needs to be quickly repaired!

So, the orcish horde beckons for a new grunt to join for might and honor. With this Green Orc Morphsuit, you can do just that. The polyester and spandex fabric makes for an easy fit and the graphic print quickly transforms you from your (presumably) human form into a muscled barbarian clad in arm and leg bandages and a matching loincloth! Foam teeth attach to the face and neck to give the ferocious three-dimensional effect of an orcish battle cry, ready to crush any elf or dwarf with ease! Even easier with a war axe accessory! Head out and prove yourself mighty, brave, honorable… or a bloodthirsty savage, if that’s how you’re feeling.

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