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Adult Cyclops Costume

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Let’s face it…when it comes to having mad game with the ladies, Cyclops isn’t exactly known for his smooth moves. Most of it is due to his upbringing…when you’re raised in a family of savage giants, the intricacies of charm and chivalry don’t exactly come easy to you. Nature vs. nurture, dudes!

So yeah…maybe he can’t just dominate the whole world and have any woman he wants like Zeus can. And yeah, so he doesn’t have the golden good looks of Apollo, or the athletic talent of Hermes, or even some pull with the mermaids and sirens like Poseidon does. Instead, Cyclops has gotta work at it: he’s gotta make the best out of what he’s got. Which is why the guy is actually a total role model…because what he lacks in seductive gifts, he actively makes up for in practical qualities. First of all, the dude knows how to protect his shiz – he’s basically legendary for it – which is definitely an attractive quality! Second, he makes up for his lack of vision with his extreme strength, which makes anyone around him feel totally safe (unless you’re the one who’s trying to steal something from him…in which case, you’re in for a rough time, pal). And finally, he’s got a stable job, knows how to work with his hands, and he’s family-oriented!

And now you can assume all of these great qualities, too, by wearing this excellent Adult Cyclops Costume! Use it to break all those myths (get it?) and smash those stereotypes by charming the pants off the masses with your scrappy, overcoming-the-obstacles, one-eyed focus on living your best mythological life!

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