Adult Cinderella Costume

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What’s the deal with glass slippers? Who decided that should be a thing? We’re honestly not sure we could imagine a more uncomfortable slipper. Maybe if it was made out of iron nails or something, but glass isn’t that great. For one, glass is sharp! You break those slippers and you don’t just need to find the world’s most talented cobbler, you also have to deal with the shards of glass now sticking out of your heel! And two, glass has exactly zero cushioning. One night of wearing these bad boys and you’d have blisters on every toe. Slippers are supposed to be comfortable! That’s why dogs fetch slippers. That’s why you wear cozy slippers sitting in front of a fire drinking hot cider. It’s just the way of things.

Now Cinderella comes along and tells us slippers are best when they’re made out of glass? Oh really, Cinderella? Really? She claims she got them from her fairy godmother, who conveniently hasn’t been around much and isn’t even on Facebook! We’re beginning to have our suspicions. It’s possible Cinderella poured all her money into glass futures and now needs demand to skyrocket. A good plan too, because looking as good as she does in that dress, who’s going to say no? And best of all, this dress doesn’t turn back into a pumpkin at midnight (yes, we know it wasn’t the dress that turns back into a pumpkin, but just go with us on this). If you feel like Cinderella but even more badass, this is the dress for you. You can take the glass slippers. You can wear them all freaking day. Because you’re tough as nails at being exquisite.