Adult Caveman Costume

Description

Men yearn for a simpler time, when things like bills and expensive shaving products didn’t exist. Why do you think people create “man caves”? It’s an attempt to go back to the time when man just needed a comfy spot and some snacks to be happy. This Adult Caveman Costume takes that concept to the next step. It recreates the look of a classic hunter and gatherer type, who had no idea what bathing was. Finally, you’ll have a reason to let that beard grow. Finally, you’ll have a reason to hunt woolly mammoths with a spear! Finally, you’ll have a reason to eat without using a fork! This costume is the first step to that wondrous lifestyle.