Adult Bowser Kit

Description

Look, normally, we wouldn’t condone Princess kidnapping. It’s not cool, and the laws of our country don’t look kindly upon it.

But also, it should be said that you live in a world entirely of your own, where our laws and morals don’t apply! And so if you want to continue to attempt to kidnap Princess Peach (technically, though, she’s not a child, so the correct term is “abduction”), you do you, boo! We also use the word “attempt” because you’ve tried it at least ten times and have been thwarted by those Italian plumbers every time, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, right? Besides, you’re getting really good at getting her out of the castle before Mario comes to save the day, so who’s to say that you can’t accomplish the desires of your heart? Well, probably Mario does, and we’re pretty sure Princess Peach would like to argue that the desires of your heart directly conflict with hers, but still – with this Adult Bowser Kit, you’ve got more than a fighting chance!