Look, there’s a lot of weird, kind of uncomfortable stuff that happens in Alice In Wonderland, okay? There’s a caterpillar who obviously high on opium, a hatter with an undiagnosed mental illness, a sociopathic cat, a croquet game where they use living animals as props, and a queen who’s basically a serial killer. Also, has anyone ever thought about maybe telling Alice that you don’t just go around nilly-willy, drinking and eating every questionable substance you find? Although, let’s face it: Alice does not always display the best judgement…for instance, this whole thing started because she literally chased a strange, talking rabbit into a hole!
But, if there’s a bright side to this crazy psychotropic-adventures-thinly-veiled-as-a-children’s-story, at least her hair looked fabulous the whole time! And now yours can, too, with this Adult Alice in Wonderland Wig! Complete with blonde curls and a black headband, it even comes with an elastic size adjuster, ensuring that it stays on even while you’re engaging in nonsensical “tea” parties!