8 pc Deluxe Black Bear Costume

Description

You’ve devoted your entire career thus far to improving humans’ attitudes about bears. Because let’s face it, life is a little tough for bears and their reputations are constantly in jeopardy. When a bear gets mad, that’s about all a human remembers. And to be fair, bear anger is rather…memorable.

But imagine if people judged you only on your worst moments–the times you were irritable, tired, cranky, hungry, or…DANGER!…hangry. So you go out in the world to educate people of the bear’s beneficial and wonderful qualities. It is no surprise to us, then, that you have opted for this majestic 8-piece Deluxe Black Bear Costume for this Halloween (and, honestly, probably every Halloween to follow). Because words can only go so far; this outfit will help your excellent points hit home, giving your captive audience at the party some food for thought they can really sink their teeth into!

Aside from being a helpful teaching tool, this costume is absolutely cozy and will keep you warm if you emerge from your den to party in blustery conditions. It comes with everything you see: a black furry corset, a black furry skirt, a black furry hood with an attached bolero, and even furry mitts and leg warmers. Walk a mile in this cute black bear’s…paws…we think it will invigorate your research and help you spread your message in cute, persuasive style.