14 inch Laced Spider Web Skull

Description

Skulls are pretty scary, right? Those vacant, unwelcoming eyes. That eerie, toothy grin that seems to sneer at mortality. Heck, skulls would be bad enough if we only had to see them during Halloween or when we’re landscaping in our backyard, but did you know that scientists recently discovered that many people have skulls…inside of their own heads?! That’s right, even you might be one of hundreds of unfortunate Americans who suffer from what doctors have termed “having a skull inside of your head.”

This skull has all of the inherent spookiness of a skull but goes two steps even farther. First, it’s 14 inches tall, making it thoroughly bigger than even the smartest people’s skulls. Second, it’s covered in creepy spiderweb lace. That means spiders are involved with this decoration, and as we all know the UN recently listed spiders just below nuclear weapons as, like, the worst thing ever. If you need a decoration that’s going to make everyone thoroughly terrified, look no further than this supremely unnerving piece!