Portal Turret Adult Tank Dress

Description

True, you might trigger some difficult memories for survivors of Aperture Science’s little “experiment” when you go out dressed like this. But try to just think of it as a great way to make new friends. Because you’ll find out real fast who your fellow Portal players are when they see you and try to avoid you (or try to disarm you… either way). If it gets weird, just explain to them that sniffing out Chell and her stand-ins is simply part of your job as one of those adorable little turrets. But we doubt those gamers will have a problem with any sentry that looks as stylish as you do in this Portal Turret Adult Tank Dress!

It’s a simple tank top-style pullover dress with a very familiar face (at least to every Portal player) printed on the front. The glowing red eye will let everyone know right away you’re a deadly sentry, and in a way that’s not too obvious. Because the best part is, it’s just a cool little dress: it works either as a subtle Portal reference (as opposed to wearing a T-shirt that has “Portal” printed across the front), or simply on its own. It’s a cool-looking design, with or without the context of the hit game.

So whether you’re heading to a gamers’ convention, a Halloween party, or you just want to step out wearing an awesome outfit, the Portal Turret Adult Tank Dress is a great way to show off your gaming — and fashion — credentials!