Plus Size Holiday Elf Costume

Description

When you think about it, almost any human who gets as excited as we do about the holidays is a Plus Size Holiday Elf. So if you need one of these great costumes in a standard size, we don’t want you to think that you’re somehow deficient—we just want everybody to have an even shot at making Santa’s crack team of toymaking experts, or his top-of-the-line distribution chain.

Of course we hope that we’re the ones he calls up to the big leagues of merrymaking. But if that doesn’t happen, we take pride in knowing that one of these cheerful costumes might at least give another candidate the festive edge needed to rise to the occasion.

So we’ve put our most Christmassy foot forward with this complete package, suitable for any aspiring yuletide assistant. It comes in the green and red polyester flannel preferred by present-wrapping professionals, but we’ve added a few little touches that reflect our outstanding commitment to spreading joy and fun during one of our favorite times of year. Like awesome curly-toed elf-shoe boot covers, socks and sleeves that are striped like candy canes, and buttons that look just like refreshing peppermints!

Do us a favor, okay? If you do land a job at the North Pole, put in a good word for us with the boss. And drop us a line if you wind up wearing our outfit while you’re helping to get everything ready for the winter!