Patty Deluxe Simpsons Costume

Description

“Hello, everyone except Homer.”

Do you ever feel like sucking the life out of everything around you? Well, that is what Julie Kavner, the voice actress who plays Patty and Selma Bouvier says was the inspiration for the voices of Marge’s older twin sisters.

And honestly, we can see how she decided they should be life sucking twins. They both work at the DMV for criminies sake, how could they not end up as bitter old bags? Patty, a true red head (underneath the ash, and smoke) is the first lesbian character on the beloved animated sitcom. But was anyone really surprised when she came out of the closet? Well, besides Marge that is?

If you do feel like sucking the life out of everything, but don’t want to actually get a job at the DMV, put on this Patty Deluxe Simpsons Costume. You can show your contempt for Homer Simpson by locking him up, trying to get Marge interested in anyone else, and talking smack about him at all times. Or you can just live it up as a grumbling old bag who lives with her sister Selma. You won’t have to smoke like a chimney to get the grey hair that Patty has, just slip on this grey wig. Wear this pink dress as you study Patty’s voice by binge watching episodes of the Simpson’s, that way you can get just the right amount of soul sucking into your words!