Nautical Pin Up Sailor Costume

Description

Are you overly-fond of boat-based humor? Does the siren song of the ocean speak to you as it does to no one else? Are you drawn inexplicably to the texture of weatherbeaten muslin or a freshly-swabbed deck? Do you often think or speak in maritime metaphors?

Just curious! None of those things mast be true for you to enjoy wearing this Nautical Pin Up Sailor Costume—though if you answered ‘yes’ to any of those descriptions, we bet you’re already charting a course for this stylish outfit!

In fact, you don’t even need to know how to swim to show off your sea legs in summery navy blue trunks like these. Nor do you need to understand semaphore to fly the bold red-and-white stripes of this top! You just need to put on the one-piece romper that blends the two looks and toss the included white hat on top of your crow’s nest, which we’re pretty sure is sailor slang for noggin.

And even then, there’s a lot of latitude. Want to add some beachy flip-flops? Some super-cool sunglasses? A temporary tattoo that looks like a giant anchor? Feel free to deck yourself out! You’re the captain now.

Or you will be, when everyone sees how much you love the surge and spray of the swells and the mysterious allure of the briny deep! That’s how ships work, right? The person with the best outfit and the most impressive hat usually runs things? Somebody back us up on this, please!