Mississippi Mud Flap Wig and Mustache

Description

We’ve rocked this same exact look since 1981, and we’ve heard it all: “redneck,” “hick,” “Hey you! Stop shoplifting at the Chevy dealership!” None of it fazes us, though. We live the good life. Knocking back cold ones with our best buds at the Bowl-a-rama parking lot. Going catfishing on a hot December morning without a fishing pole. Standing outside the gas station and asking college girls how their days have been going. We wouldn’t trade this life for anything, so go ahead and laugh. Can’t hear you anyway over the roar of our souped up El Camino’s engine. You wish you looked this good!

If you’re ready to embrace the good life but don’t have the time to wait for your mullet to grow in, just jump the gun and order the Mississippi Mud Flap Wig and Mustache. It’s the perfect wig when you want business in the front and a party in the back. Hit us up! We heard there’s a demolition derby over in Pine Junction next weekend, and there’s bound to be college girls over there. All right all right all right all right!