You been hit by, you been struck by…a Smooth Criminal!

You might not know Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be one. Your last attempt at pick-pocketing on the other hand, might indicate you are not the best criminal to practice the trade.

Granted, the guy you tried to pick was an off duty police officer. You have since learned to pick your targets a little more carefully. You know how to spot the boys in blue (even when they ain’t wearin’ blue), and besides pick pocketing is a bit petty-ante for you. You are looking for a big score. Something to set you up a while. Something like that nice pretty bank that’s sitting on the corner over there!

If you want to be a smooth criminal you are gonna have to look like one (before you try to knock over a bank). This Men’s Smooth Criminal Costume should give you the air of a tried and true gangster. You’ll look sharp in the white pinstriped suit, just don’t start singing Michael Jackson’s song. You don’t want to let anyone in on your criminal pursuits before you even do anything. Just don’t forget to grab a Tommy Gun when you check out, you don’t want to be the only robber to not have a gun, right?