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Men’s OppoSuits Poker Face Suit

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You’re getting ready for your first trip to Vegas soon and you’re looking for an outfit. Not just any outfit, but the perfect outfit that’s going to tell everyone who sees you that you mean business. You’re serious about your card playing and you’re about to bring home the pot after you go all in against Johnny Chan. Either that or you’ve just watched Rounders recently and you’ve convinced yourself that you are as good at cards as Matt Damon. Which, hey, maybe you are. We don’t know. What we know is how to look your very best. You walk into a room wearing this suit, we guarantee you’re going to be leaving every other guy in there bone dry after you take all their money. They’ll think you have an ace up your sleeve, even though you’ll have them all over your suit!

So sit down at the big table, money maker. Time to put that brain of yours to the test. Is it a bluff or does he have the cards? Can you handle the pressure? You’re the big blind holding seven and two off suit. What do you do? You already know the answer, don’t you. That’s why you’re wearing this suit, because you want everyone to know that it is in the cards for you. Time to win that World Series of Poker bracelet. When you finally finish and that pile of cash is yours, they’re going to ask you how you did it. There’s only one answer: the confidence of the suit. Of course, they can’t know that. You’ll just tell them you’re a wild card and walk away grinning. So go on, big money. Time to go all in.

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