Men’s Classic Santa Suit

Description

Finally! Your time has arrived. First, it was your Uncle Bill’s turn to play Santa; for years he made St. Nick sound like he was from Staten Island. Then your dad filled the role. He wasn’t half-bad, but he spilled red wine on the beard so many times it took on an ombre effect. Then your big bro Steve tried it on for size; but it turns out he’s allergic to faux-fur. So guess what, pal? It’s your turn to take over!

We couldn’t be happier for you. But if you think you can just borrow Steve’s suit from last year, we have news for you: Santa suits are kind of like wizard wands or tarot decks–they get imbued with the spirit of the wearer. Meaning, basically, that if you try to wear another man’s Santa suit you’re cruising for an energetic Christmas bruising. Part of the ritual in becoming Santa is procuring your suit; it’s the first step. This Men’s Classic Santa Suit, then, is the ideal pick for your St. Nick premiere!

It’s now your responsibility to distribute presents for your family Christmas celebration, but it’s our responsibility to make sure you look flawless doing it. This suit has it all: crushed red velvet, luxe faux-fur trim, black belt and boot toppers, and a Santa cap with white hair. The only thing you’ll need is a sleigh, and reindeer to pull it, and elves to help load it. What, did you think you could get those second hand, too? Oh, and you’ll obviously need a fresh white beard all your own. Go get ‘em, buddy!