Incredible Hulk Character Apron

Description

There’s a common misconception out there that The Incredible Hulk only gets big and strong because of how angry he gets and all that gamma radiation Bruce Banner got royally zapped by. The truth is a little more complicated than that. Sure, that stuff helps plenty, but it takes a lot of protein to maintain that kind of massive, green physique (actually we think the green is from eating lots of broccoli.) The only problem is, when you need to eat your weight in protein daily and you weigh around 1400 pounds, you can get sick of average tasting meat.

That’s why this jolly green giant has honed his smashing abilities into smashing killer burgers together and making some of the best barbecue ribs we’ve ever had! His grill is big enough to roast an entire cow at once, but he eats so much that it’s a little difficult to get him to share much. That’s why we figured it would be best to embody his abilities into an awesome, average human-sized apron designed to look like you’re the angriest avenger out there. Now when you tell everyone to stay away from your grill when you’re cooking something up, they’re sure to listen!