Hash Tag Costume

Description

Old-schoolers call this symbol the “pound” symbol. But you know better. This? This is a hashtag.

Let’s face it. Not just anyone could pull off being a hashtag. You have to be #sassy, #ironic, and #popular. You need to be the type of person who is an expert at writing in 140 character for the Twitterverse. Maybe you’re one of the exceptional photo-takers with a killer Instagram account. Or maybe you have filmed and posted the funniest Vines. If you are one of these social media gurus, you know that the right hashtag is essential.

The key to a good hashtag? Pithy. Funny. On point. On topic. Or completely unrelated if you want to throw people off. Hashtags, when handled properly, are a sign of an internet master, and you can spot the hashtag newbs a mile away. But that’s because you’re practiced. You’ve done your research, combing the interwebs for hours on end, and you know how this works. You’ve watched and observed and read. And now you are the master, wielding hashtags like you invented them.

So here you go, you social media expert, you. A full on Hash Tag Costume. This thing is 100% polyester. It wraps around your body in bands with velcro. Yeah, we know what you’re thinking: #bestcostumeever