G-String Geena Costume

Description

Oh, we see you’ve met Geena. Have you been properly introduced? Geena is our third cousin; she is visiting. She is (obviously) not from around here. Actually, we don’t know exactly where she comes from…sometimes it seems like another planet. But we love her just the same.

There’s a “Geena” in every group. Bold. Brash. Fun-loving. Unabashed. If you’re the Geena of your crew, then let it all hang out–after all, Geena does. And you know what? Geena here is having a lot more fun than most of us. Geena doesn’t care what anyone thinks. Geena doesn’t need anyone’s approval. Geena doesn’t seem to understand the proper sizing of clothing. Prepare to crack everyone up this Halloween in this G-String Geena Costume! Your friends will roll on the floor laughing when you strut into the party like the ultimate single lady–complete with “singles” tucked into your g-string. You may want to start practicing your lap and pole dances if you want to help get the party started, but you can also just flip your wig and wait for the fun to come to you.

So, Geena, what’s it going to be? A night of all-out, no apologies, risque fun tonight? Or a boring costume that says nothing about your gung-ho risk-taking attitude? That’s what we thought! Here’s a tip for you (and no, we don’t mean a dollar bill): Strut to your own beats, Geenas of the world! We need more zany, unashamed fun in the world. Own it.