No butts about it, you’ll feel well-endowed when you don your brand spanking new rear end. Now you can feel free to shake what your mama didn’t give you unless your mama has a super strange sense of humor. This butt might be a little less pliable than your very own, however, you’ll find you have to power to put your soft-bootied days behind you.
You’re going to have a great time as you’re dancing cheek to cheek in this plastic tuchus. Just don’t hold your breath ’till they play “Baby Got Back”, that’s a little on the nose, don’t you think? Enjoy yourself and the hilarious butt antics will come naturally. Now you can moon people without needing to expose your very own derriere. Sure, this might not be the most dignified costume accessory, but when you wear it your night out is sure to have a happy end(ing).