Deputy Patdown Adult Costume

Description

Life on the highway patrol is rough and for plenty of good reasons. So many random people and nobody is ever particularly enthused to see you. Who can really blame them—after all, you’ve pulled them over for speeding or missing tail lights or just driving like a general lunatic—but this is your job and you deserve some respect! You’d think the uniform would be enough to earn yourself that authority, but those stuffy uniforms are outdated.

And, let’s just talk about the heat. It’s hot out there and the stuffy uniforms that your previous district defaulted to are the exact opposite of form-fitting. How is anyone going to take a patrol officer seriously when you had to spend all your time just letting the steam out!?

Fortunately, it looks like the complaints of the highway patrol have been heard and new uniforms are being issued post-haste: the Deputy Patdown adult costume is here! A partly spandex, short-sleeved, collared catsuit, your new uniform is immediately more comfortable and unquestionably a better fit! The suit itself has a zip-up front and official looking front chest pocket designs. The included walkie talkie equipment to affix to the fabric belt ensures you always have your hand on the communication front. Your crucial silver pin badge completes your uniform and marks you approved for duty. With this new look, you will have those traffic violators giving you their full attention. We think that you wear your sense of authority very well!