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Deluxe U.S. Army Ranger Costume

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Ranger’s lead the way!

You might have started out unable to do even a single pull up. Or been able to run to the fridge from your couch, and back. But now you are strong. Not just strong. You are Army Strong. And now the next phase of your training can begin.

You will be taught to lead the way. You will be sent off to Fort Benning where you will under go Ranger School. This might very well be the toughest time of your life. You will be pushed harder than you will have ever been. You will be tested, and tested, and tested some more. The physical demands on your body alone will be great, and that’s not to mention the psychological demands. You will be pushed almost to your breaking point.

Or if you don’t feel like coming close to death in Georgia you can just get this Deluxe U.S. Army ranger Costume from us. No, it won’t really make you into a Ranger. And no, it won’t really transform you into a lean, mean, killing machine. But, you will look awesome for your costume party. You will be showing support for the Army, without having to actually JOIN the Army. And all you will have to do is click “Add to Cart” to get it. Just grab some toy guns, and maybe a plastic grenade to complete the look. *The ability to do a pull up is not required for purchase.*

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