Deluxe Evil Queen Costume

Description

364 days a year, you try to be good. You eat organic. You go to the gym five days a week. You volunteer. You listen to your best friend tell you (yet again) how OVER her ex she is. You call your mother every Sunday. You make your bed every morning. You’re nice to your coworkers. You floss. But not today.

Today is different. Today, you get to be as wicked as you dare, after all, it’s Halloween, and you haven’t a care (hey, we rhymed!). You play the heroine the rest of the year, so why not step into a new role that tickles your fierce fancy in this Deluxe Evil Queen Costume? After all, you deserve to feel like a queen for a day, even if she’s a bit of a baddie. And don’t worry, you don’t have to embody full-blown evil just because you’re wearing this super convincing costume. Start small; try ordering a wickedly decadent coffee beverage, and watch the line dissipate the moment you enter in this outfit (do NOT insist someone else order before you. Own it!) When asked if you would like whipped cream , don’t say, “just a little.” Simple shout, “I demand it!” Perhaps you may want to skip your workout and binge watch something scary. Take some time for yourself, lady…we mean…your royal highness.

The point is that just the feel of this black stretch satin corset and layered peplum is enough to change your whole outlook. We think it’s amazing that you spend so much of your life being good to others, but for today, we offer this consult: fasten the ruffled bustle, situate your black and gold lace train, arrange your gold faux leather crown atop your deserving head, and have a ball. It’s all about you this Halloween, wicked or not, but we have to admit we kind of like your dark side!