Loading the content...
Navigation
Cart0.00$

Child Mustard Costume

Return to Previous Page
Description

Description

When you wield the power of mustard, you will be the mightiest condiment warrior in the fridge’s door shelf. No bun is safe from your tangy, yellow justice. You will add panache to every mayonnaise salad, compete with and annihilate your arch nemesis ketchup, and perfectly complement any corn dog or big, soft pretzel that dares to cross your path. And when the going gets really tough, you use your special move: the mustard water dribble. No one can resist the power of a little dribble of mustard water. It’s simply too…mustardy..and…watery.

Mustard is recognized worldwide as the greatest condiment, ever. Unlike mayonnaise, it has no fat. Unlike ketchup, it has no sugar. Unlike hot sauce, it’s not too spicy. (Except for spicy mustard — truly the best of both worlds.) Mustard is proof that the mustard gods love us and want us to be happy forever. Just don’t get any on your shirt, that’s a tenacious yellow stain.

Our Mustard Costume is perfect for food-themed group costumes, anyone who appreciates the king of condiments in general, weddings, funerals, and draft board interviews. It comes with the tunic and hat pictured here, with the word “MUSTARD” written on the chest so people won’t think you’re a giant yellow crayon.

Disclaimer: people might try to squeeze you when you wear this.

Related Products

Adult Deluxe Fred Flintstone Costume

Adult Deluxe Fred Flintstone Costume. This deluxe Fred Flintstone costume lets you kick back like a caveman. The outfit has style taken straight from the streets of Bedrock that Wilma finds irresistible.
49.99$ BUY NOW

Wavy Brunette Wig

Wavy Brunette Wig. Swashbuckling girls don't have time to get their hair done. They're too busy adventuring. With that kind of lifestyle, a wavy brunette wig is a girl's best friend.
16.99$ BUY NOW

Adult Deluxe Wilma Flintstone Costume

Adult Deluxe Wilma Flintstone Costume. This Deluxe Adult Wilma Flintstone Costume is a little number that can convince Fred to skip out on his lodge meeting for a night out on the town with you.
39.99$ BUY NOW

Ahsoka Lightsaber Accessory

Ahsoka Lightsaber Accessory. Accessorize your Clone Wars costume with this officially licensed toy Ahsoka Tano lightsaber. It's a must have accessory for any Star Wars fan.
12.99$ BUY NOW

Plus Size Sexy Zorro Costume

Plus Size Sexy Zorro Costume. Become the masked woman who is always there to save the day in this Plus Size Sexy Zorro Costume. Be sure to leave your mark after you complete your heroic act!
59.99$ BUY NOW

Chewbacca Messenger Bag

Chewbacca Messenger Bag. Traveling light as a Wookiee is pretty simple when you take a note from Chewbacca. The licensed messenger bag is like the one carried by the furry co-pilot in the Star Wars series.
74.99$ BUY NOW

Temptress Indian Costume

Temptress Indian Costume. This Temptress Indian Costume is a sexy Native American costume idea for women. Join a cowboys and Indians group costume with this sexy Indian dress.
44.99$ BUY NOW

Neon Blue Long Wig

Neon Blue Long Wig. This versatile neon blue wig goes great with a variety of sexy looks. It will look awesome with your sexy monster costume!
14.99$ BUY NOW

Kids Foot Soldier Costume

Kids Foot Soldier Costume. This Kids Foot Soldier Costume is a fierce military uniform costume idea for children. Get it for Halloween or for play time!
19.99$ BUY NOW

Auburn Supermodel Wig

Auburn Supermodel Wig. Being a supermodel is tough work, but acting like one is pretty easy when you wear this auburn supermodel wig with one of our sexy costumes.
14.99$ BUY NOW
Back to top