Child Mime Costume

Description

Silence isn’t golden.

We all try to find a way to get our kids to be quiet. Just for a minute. Heck, just for a few consecutive seconds. We try playing the quiet game. That doesn’t work. We try bribing them with fruit, hopefully their mouths are too full for them to talk. No, they just talk around the food.

It’s not that we don’t love what they have to say. But sometimes it can be inappropriate when they are talking. The best place to sing the Mail song from Blues Clues is not during your great aunts funeral. And the man in line behind us at the store doesn’t need to know that mommy just went to her lady parts doctor. And we wish they would stop telling older people they were going to die.

We might have the perfect thing to keep your kid quiet. This Child Mime Costume will let them act out their thoughts, instead of blurting them out of their mouth. Hopefully this will keep your little one from spewing out what at home would be hilarious, but in public is completely embarrassing. And when you put them in time out you can watch as they try to get out of the box that they are “stuck” in. Putting their hands up against an imaginary prison. It’s true what they say “Silence isn’t golden.” No, it’s black, and white, and mime all over.