Child Lumberjack Costume

Description

Hey, parenting is difficult, we know. We’re here to make it easier. Especially when your little dude ignores your pleas to chop some firewood for the hearth and continues sawing the pixelated trees on Minecraft. He shouldn’t be able to build his own virtual home out of birch if he can’t even help heat a real one!

Enter this awesome Child Lumberjack Costume. Paul Bunyan would be proud of the influence he’s had on today’s youth if he saw your little guy in this red and black checkered long-sleeve shirt. It looks just like the flannel they wear in the North when forced to brave the frigid February wind but need to chop wood anyway! It comes with a black acrylic knit stocking cap and black elastic suspenders, too, but the ax shown in the photo is sold separately. Don’t worry: even without your trusty ax, anything is possible with Babe the Blue Ox by your side! That’s why the citizens of Bemidji, Minnesota built a shrine in your honor. Go get that firewood, lil’ lumberjack!