Child Crow Costume

Description

Your child is a special sort of monster. We know that you look on your kiddo with a mixture of admiration and abject horror. What sort of ideas are running through the mind of that little tyke!? They can be so cute one minute and then suddenly speak up with the insight of an ancient… before running off and bonking their head on something that will definitely wind up being mysterious broken next week. What majestic wonder they have… and what terrible power they must possess. Thing is, the animal kingdom is a diverse place with a wide variety of creatures, ranging from the especially common to the unbelievable… creatures that leave us wondering how they even managed to exist in the first place… and some of them obviously have strange powers!

Take the crow, for example. From a quick look, the creatures look to be large winged black birds. A little bit of a white or gray ruffle on their chest or neck, periodically, and a nice looking crown of a head. They fly. That’s about it, right? If so, why do so many cultures look at them with fear!? They are messengers of the gods, souls of the dead, or even harbingers of coming doom. But, of all their strange potential stories, the strangest fact of the crow is that they are actually humanoids with big wings who enjoy making strange sounds at parties and gathering candy from the neighbors! Aaaaah!

Well, now that the secret is out, you might as well like your little tykes spread their own wings wide with this Child Crow costume. The black velvet shirt has rounded fabric rows that keenly show off your feathered chest and back. The pullover hood makes sure that you are highly aware of your surroundings and can threaten any would-be antagonists with your beak. Spread your attachable wings to take off and make everyone wonder just what kind of omen you might be! And, in multiple sizes, you could make up your own murder! (Group of crows, we mean. Not homicide. Just for clarification.)