Green Army Man Costume
Green army men are the true patriots. Think about it: they are always at the ready, always on guard. Do they even take breaks? Honestly, have you ever seen an army man grab some R&R, or hit the latrine? Do …
Skull Military Man Boys Costume
Are you looking to turn your kid into the toughest mercenary in the neighborhood? Do you want to send your child on important missions to take down bad guys? You’re going to need toput him through some intensive training then! …
Women’s Army General Costume
Are you ready to whip your soldiers into shape? This Womens Army General Costume gives you a look that will have all your troops standing at attention. With a sexy cut that incorporates an intimidating military theme, all you need …
Mens Deluxe Captain Costume
You don’t get to be captain without having style and swagger. You also need a ship, but we’re pretty sure it’s mostly the swagger. Now you can enjoy shore leave in style in this Deluxe Captain Costume, without ever setting …
Adult Black Combat Boots
The name Adult Black Combat Boots is kind of a misnomer. Well, they’re definitely black boots. But when we say ‘adult,’ we’re only talking about your shoe size. Maybe you’re just a kid with two big feet and a dream. …
Skull Military Man Plus Size Costume
The mission must not be compromised.
When you’re sent in to deal with a couple dozen hostiles in the middle of a warzone, don’t expect to be skipping through fields picking daisies. You’re going to be smack dab in the …
Paratrooper Adult Men’s Costume
Alright! Are you ready to make a jaw-dropping entrance into a party this year? All you need is a military-grade chopper, at least a year of training under a professional parachutist, your very own parachute, and this Men’s Paratrooper Costume! …
Female Khaki Camo Costume
Your friend has been begging you to join her boot camp class at the gym. After weeks of refusing, you finally gave in and got yourself there at 6 A.M. As it turns out…you’re a natural!
The energy. The discipline. …
Sexy Wartime Officer Costume
Making the cadets obey your orders is pretty simple. The first step is to put on a high ranking officer uniform, like this one. After that, all you have to do is yell a lot and they pretty much have …
Deluxe U.S. Army Ranger Costume
Ranger’s lead the way!
You might have started out unable to do even a single pull up. Or been able to run to the fridge from your couch, and back. But now you are strong. Not just strong. You are …
Teen Deluxe U.S. Army Ranger Costume
Are you ready to be dipped into a coating of awesomeness? Then, boy, do we have the perfect costume for you! Check out this Teen Deluxe U.S. Army Ranger Costume. You’ll be ready to storm the battlefield in no time.…
Take Charge Marge Navy Costume
Ahoy! Halloween is on the horizon, and your mission for the perfect party is full speed ahead! It’s up to you to keep all those ensigns in line and to get things ship-shape in no time. How will you manage …
Women’s Military General Costume
Ten Hut! Attention! It’s time for duty. And we’re not talking about just any duty here. We’re talking about taking command of a military platoon. It takes the top folks of the highest caliber to lead in the military, but …
Naval Officer Womens Costume
Let’s set sail! After all, what could be better than sailing and seeing the world? And if you happen to be “on board” you might as well use your time to serve and do your duty. So why don’t you …
Naval Officer Plus Size Womens Costume
Have you ever heard the term, “ship shape condition”? There’s a reason for that. Navy ships have a legacy of keeping things tidy. Somewhere along the line people got sick of giving rats free ocean cruises from port to port …
Adult Skull Military Man Costume
Fighting the system isn’t easy. Nor should it be. But when the mission calls for your special set of skills, really there’s only going to be one thing you can do. Grab your skull mask and suit up!
Of course, …
Women’s Combat Boots
They told you you were going to be in the muck, but you just thought they were speaking figuratively. Nope, when you went on your mission, you were really in the mud, crawling your way towards your objective. Let’s just …
Military General Costume
Halloween is a time of shared dreams and fantastic adventures. It is the one day a year where you get to truly let go of who you are, and be who you want to be…for just a moment.
This year, …
Pretty Paratrooper Costume
Alright! Are you ready to make the most spectacular entrance into a party that anyone has ever witnessed? All you need is a military-grade chopper, a year or two of training under a professional parachutist, your very own parachute, and …
Kids Deluxe Army Ranger Costume
Many kids dream of serving their country in the military. And even though not everyone grows up to do so, they can still have fun with it while they are still kids!
He’s already completed the mission of picking up …
Plus Size Blue Sailor Costume
With so much to do on board a ship, it might be easy to forget your uniform. But when you get some hard earned shore leave, you don’t want to be caught without your most dashing nautical threads! Make sure …
WW2 Army Costume
Our historians in the research office have a lot of work that keeps them up for days at a time. They spend long hours diving into the nuances and complex contradictions, especially of the speculative worlds. It’s remarkable that they …
Child Delta Force Army Costume
Among those who proudly and bravely serve in our army, there is a select group whose skill and prowess has no match. A group so classified and top secret that we have only whispers of their name. They are the …
Men’s Plus Size Drill Sergeant Costume
Do you have an unusually loud voice? Do you enjoy shouting for no dang good reason at all? Do you really want to bark orders at the top of your lungs, but work in a profession that just doesn’t allow …
Women’s Goin’ Commando Army Costume
When one sees this amazing Women’s Goin Commando Army Costume, one might ask themselves, what exactly is going commando? Well to be brief, it is kicking butt and taking names! If you think you’ve got what it takes to go …
Men’s Drill Sergeant Costume
Do you want a Halloween costume that’ll make people shake in their boots? Well, it gets tough to inspire true fear when we’re adults. Those creepy clown costumes just don’t hold the same weight they used to. What you need …
Kids Navy Admiral Costume
Remember when you were a kid and trying to cipher out what you wanted to be when you grew up? If you were like most of us, you thought about a wide range of options, no doubt including astronaut, police …
Adult Green Tactical Helmet
Finally, you’ve been cleared to undertake the covert strike that you’ve spent your whole life preparing for. The mission? Infiltrating an awesome Halloween party. It can be your friend’s or a complete stranger’s… we trust you to make that decision. …
Kids Camo Trooper Costume
A good soldier needs to be prepared for anything at the drop of a hat, which is a tough job even in the best situations. We freak out when our break room runs out of coffee and we don’t even …
SEAL Team Costume
We’ve all seen action movies, and we all know the drill. When an international incident arises and pushes the world to the brink of war, they send in the Navy SEALs to neutralize the situation. But what happens if you …
Plus Size Men’s Sailor Costume
There aren’t many occupations where wearing a uniform of the brightest white is recommendable. Even in relatively low-impact office jobs, there’s plenty of potential for dirtying up your work clothes. Ask any office jockey who’s sloshed some coffee during the …
Deluxe Kid’s Navy Admiral Costume
Ahoy there, landlubber! Have you ever considered steering your child toward a life on the sea?
If so, then we expect all hands on deck! It is high time for you go through a bit of a Halloween costume boot …
Kids Black Military Boots
It is a lot of work to save the country and many of our gallant fighters ensure on a daily basis that the future is protected. They’ve been doing it for years and we’ve proven time and time again that …
Child’s Army Officer Costume
With this costume, your child will be ready to suit up and lead an army. He must be one sharp cookie, because when he enlisted he went straight to the rank of officer! And even if his army is a …
Child SEAL Team Costume
Is your child especially efficient? Take orders well? Keep the room clean, bed made, clothing pressed? There are certain signature behaviors that mark a child as an early candidate for certain occupations. In the same way that you can recognize …
Child Army Camo Costume
Hut, two, three, four.
When it is time to get kids in line, where do we send them? The army. There they will learn to be all they can be. They will go through training regimens that will have them …
Adult Blue Sailor Costume
If you’re going to be a sailor, you have to make yourself mighty comfortable with the color blue. After all, there are going to be days on end when blue is pretty much all you see. For miles and miles …
Men’s White Sailor Costume
All hands on deck! It is high time for you go through a bit of a Halloween costume boot camp, friend. Your last few looks have been, well, a bit disorderly. That last one was downright distasteful. We’re worried you’ve …
Women’s Army Doll Costume
Before the 19th Century, most armies didn’t put a whole lot of thought into camouflage. Military technology of the time made sneak attacks a difficult proposition, and there wasn’t a whole lot of point in disguising yourself when you were …
Child Navy Admiral Costume
Parents, let’s sit and rap about cruise ships for a minute…they’re great, right? If you think about it, they’re basically the new tropical island: everything you could ever want is on board, and you can let the kids loose without …
Child Special Forces Costume
When the local law enforcement gets in over their heads there is only one person that can save the town. It’s your kiddo, once you grab him this Special Forces Costume for children! Your little one may be the only …
Child Navy Seal Costume
Whenever the US military goes into a tough situation that calls for nothing less than the best, they give the job to the Special Ops. And when the Special Ops needs to send in their very best, they send in …
Teen Sailor Costume
We want you! We want you as a new recruit! All aboard! And don’t hold up the line – keep moving, quickly now!
Okay men, hit the decks! Grab the mop and bucket! I don’t want any spot on deck …
Toddler Infantry Soldier
Ten-hut!
It’s time to whip your new recruit of the family into shape. That means he’s going to have to train hard, eat his vegetables and learn to get along with everyone else in the family. Maybe it’s time to …
Kids Army Costume Dress
Maybe you think your little girl isn’t ready to join the army. And she really isn’t, seeing as how the army has a minimum age requirement thanks to things like child labor restrictions and human rights laws. Plus the kick …
Child Blue Sailor Costume
“Well son, we’re proud of you. Here we are, ready to send you off on your tour aboard this aircraft carrier and we couldn’t be prouder. We knew you’ve always wanted to serve your country, that’s always been a passion …
Toddler Sailor Costume
So your little guy has decided to join the Navy!
Sure, it’s a little strange for a 3 yr. old to up and say, “Hey, parents, I’m enlisting. Thanks for supporting me in my decision to serve my country” when …
Toddler Camo Army Costume
It’s not uncommon to hear veterans of older conflicts like World War II say that they were too young to officially join the military, so they lied about their age in order to enlist. These days we have more advanced …
General Hat
“Oh, a general hat! I can wear it with anything!” No. It’s a general’s hat, not a general-purpose hat. In fact, it’s quite specific. Unless you’re in the Joint Chiefs of Staff, only one person in the group wears it. …
U.S. Army Camo Dress
Blend into your surroundings this Halloween when you wear this great camo dress. This army inspired costume will have you set for any military themed party or for a great look to go trick or treating in. Be sure to …
Major Bombshell Adult Costume
It can be hard to get boys to focus. You really need to go out of your way to get their attention, especially when they have to learn less than fascinating things. Like survival skills when their lives aren’t on …
Toy Tactical Machine Gun
Kids love to run around pretending they’re part of the US Military, or on a super secret task force who’s sole mission is to save the last of the unicorns from ravenous groups of the undead. Usually kids just run …
Army Helmet
You can’t expect to enter enemy territory without a helmet. Therefore, why would you show up to a party without one? You’d never last in either situation. So, don’t forget one of the most important elements of your costume: this …
Men’s Army Shirt
Alright, lads, fall in! Join forces with your best buddies for Halloween and dress as a cohesive unit. Or go solo for the evening and practice your stealth skills in all of the party’s hidden corners.
Either way, you’ve got …
Women’s Woodland Camo Fatigue Hat
Guys need to take a step back from the action every once in a while and let the girls step in and show them how to take care of business. You’ve got your own rifle and camouflage ready to go …
Child Army Helmet
A good soldier needs to be prepared for whatever might be thrown at them. Even when they aren’t fighting the enemy, they need to carry all of the things they eat or sleep on or use to fix their gear, …
Combat Hero Canteen
They’ve been used for decades now. More than that actually. Researchers have found evidence of early humans using ostrich eggs as canteens as long ago as 60,000 years ago! We’ve since refined them quite a bit and now they are …
Green Camo Army Cap
So you’ve got your camouflage outfit all sorted out. You’ve got the pants, jacket, and weathered boots. Fantastic. No one could possibly see you as you sneak through the woods. That is, no one will see you if you remembered …
Combat Hero Dog Tags
Do you have what it takes to be all you can be? We’ve always admired those people that do. Wanted to be just like them, but we have weak nerd arms. Couldn’t do a pull up to save our life!…
Toy Mini Machine Gun
Look, we’re not going to quibble with you…gone are the innocent days when kids could just run around, willy-nilly (or is it nilly-willy), pretending to shoot stuff or people with guns. A lot of us still remember the days when …