Sexy Cave Woman Costume
No one knows for sure when humans first started wearing clothes, or what those early outfits might have looked like. Looking at it from a modern perspective, it’s hard to imagine that there was ever a time when people didn’t …
Adult Caveman Costume
Men yearn for a simpler time, when things like bills and expensive shaving products didn’t exist. Why do you think people create “man caves”? It’s an attempt to go back to the time when man just needed a comfy spot …
Cool Caveman Costume
We think there may be a misconception about Ice Age life; people seem to assume that all the politics and drama of modern day didn’t exist just because there wasn’t a highly developed language….wrong!
Our resident archaeologists have studied dozens …
Cavewoman Costume
Remember when the world wasn’t quite so patriarchal? There was a time when women had just as much of an opportunity to command the world as the men did. We were all on equal footing. We all put food on …
Plus Sized Caveman Costume
Neanderthals might not have had modern technology like cell phones, Facebook, or Skype to let people know what was up, but when it came time to get down, word still got around. Because there ain’t no party like a cave …
Men’s Tarzan Costume
You’ve always had a “wild” side, and suspect you may have been at least partially raised by a pack of benevolent apes. You enjoy long walks in the jungle (and by “walks,” we mean swinging from vine to vine and …
Adult Jane Costume
Feeling a little wild this Halloween? Then this Adult Jane Costume is perfect. You’ll feel like the queen of the jungle when you wear this on Halloween. But what makes being the queen of the jungle better than any other …
Plus Size Cavewoman Costume
Are you ready to hunt some Dinsoaurs? “Science” is always trying to tell us that cavepeople and dinos didn’t live in the same period, but we’re just not buying it! If you’d like to look like you could ride a …
Plus Size Hunter Caveman Costume
Being a caveman has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? It conjures images of living off the land, fighting off dinosaurs and other unearthly creatures, and enjoying life to the fullest. Well, that is, however long you happened to …
Child Caveman Costume
Do you think Cavemen ever resent the name “cavemen”? It’s probably a sore subject for them after years and years of persecution for being who they are. “Hey man,” they say “I live in a house! I’m a houseman!” Except …
Toddler Caveman Costume
Let’s face it: sometimes your child runs around like an uncivilized savage, right? It’s as if the kid doesn’t just instinctually know not to throw food, or how to use a toilet. So you’re stuck changing diapers and picking up …
Clubbin’ Cavewoman Costume
We know that your caveman can be a bit… how shall we say… thick headed, yes? We completely understand. Sometimes they don’t respond to your grunts and coos the way you’d like. Sometimes they don’t listen at all but head …
Tarzan Adult Costume
Alright, guys, finally a chance to show off those muscles! You worked out all Spring to get ready for beach season, kept it up through the summer while spending as much time as possible with your shirt off, but now …
Women’s Fever Cavewoman Costume
You’ve traveled back to an era long, long ago in the past (probably about one million years B.C., give or take…), when humans, dinosaurs, woolly mammoths, and sabertooth tigers walked the planet together — and not always peacefully. It was …
Cavewoman Plus Size Costume
All the cavemen will be showing off their best caveman skills to grab your attention. You’ll be decked out from head to toe (literally) with animal print when you wear this sexy Cavewoman Plus Size Costume. Just add a club …
Mens Caveman Feet
Why not ensure that your costume will be photographed from head to toe this Halloween? Prove you’re willing to go the whole nine yards, finishing off your prehistoric ensemble with these Men’s Caveman Feet.
You’ll stomp all over the competition …
Womens Caveman Feet
Oops. You have been rushing around SO MUCH getting ready for your Halloween party—arranging the snacks, mixing the drinks, hanging the lights, finding the costume— that you forget to make it for your weekly pedicure. What a pain in the …
Child Cavegirl Costume
Is your little one ready to run around with the dinosaurs? Well, you may not think so but that’s just because you haven’t seen her in this amazing Child Cavegirl Costume! We made this fun costume ourselves and we know …
Toddler Cavegirl Costume
It might seem easier to live in a cave. You’d never have to go to work. Your daughter would never complain about going to daycare(because there wouldn’t be one). Never again would you have to pay a cent in taxes.…
Girl’s Cavebaby Costume
Your little one is already a naturally gifted finger painter (we saw what she did to the kitchen walls. And kitchen table. And sofa.); why not costume her so that she fits flawlessly into a time period where her skills …
Child Cave Girl Cutie Costume
Who says living in a cave means you don’t know anything about style?! In our experience, cave dwelling fashionistas are actually a little ahead of the curve, since they can get their hands on pretty exotic furs and do some …
Adult Wild Caveman Wig
Rules for Prehistoric Hair Care: 1) Never cut your hair. 2) Never comb your hair. 3) Wash your hair only when you can’t help getting completely wet. The problem with that is that you don’t live in prehistoric times–you live …
White Bone Earrings
Back in prehistoric times, jewelry was never seen as a necessity (heck, it wasn’t seen it all since it hadn’t been invented). There wasn’t any materials or means to create accessories that accentuate your look when going out of the …
Women’s Cave Girl Costume
While everyone searches endlessly for the most shared memes, the most relevant pop culture, and the most timely politics to inspire their costumes this year, wouldn’t you rather prop your feet up on a nice, big stone and enjoy the …
Caveman Wig
If you want to be a passable Neanderthal for Halloween then you’re going to need the right hairdo. One that others will think would have been lost in the sands of time. Well, whichever way they used to style their …
Halfling Feet
When you wear these Halfling Feet you’ll feel like you could on a long adventure trekking through mystical lands. These slippers are covered with light flesh colored polyester and brown faux fur on the top to look like Halfling feet. …
Adult Tarzan Wig
Me Tarzan. Me like Jane. Me like long hair and sweet smell of city world people. Me like jungle. Me think trees magic: trees are us and we are trees. Me think everyone should like nature and trees and jungle …
Wild Caveman Costume
Do you ever want to go back to the good old days when men lived in caves and fought off hungry dinosaurs? Who doesn’t? Every day was an adventure and around every corner a new discovery awaited! Grab this Wild …
The Beast Drink Kooler
Trying to get a better grip on your ice-cold beverage? Don’t you hate how cold your own hand gets when holding onto a chilly aluminum can? Well, we have a perfect solution for both of those terribly annoying problems. It’s …
Men’s Funny Feet
You know what they say about men with big feet, right? No? Well, neither do we… But we bet you can find out this Halloween when you add these awesome Men’s Funny Feet to your costume! Don’t know what you’re …
Wild Cavewoman Costume
Are you ready for a primeval party? Do you want to cut loose and unleash your wild side? Do you look better than anyone else you know in leopard printed clothing? Well, then we’ve got the perfect costume for you …
Deluxe Caveman Neighbor Wig
If you’re painting your cave
Or inventing fire
You want that blonde hair
Which all cavemen admire
Whether gathering by day
Or hunting by night
Everyone loves
A well-coiffed troglodyte
-Prehistoric caveman poem
We have studied every fossil and ancient …
Prehistoric Brown Princess Wig
A while back our designers stepped into the company time machine to see what the social elites were wearing in the Neolithic period. Many dangers were faced and lessons were learned. Our lead designer was almost trampled by a mammoth …
Deluxe Lodge Man Hat
If you’re the Grand Poobah you’ve got all the power. At least, the power to kick Fred Flinstone out of the Buffalo Lodge club for showing home movies instead of those risque flicks they were hoping for. So when you’re …
Hairy Feet
You know what people say about big feet, right? They’re going to need big shoes! Well, with these massive mud mashers you won’t need to worry about finding a pair of shoes big enough to squeeze them into. They are …
Black Prehistoric Wig and Beard
Are you sure you wanna be a caveman? The winters are harsh, and most of the things you want to eat, can eat you. In a prehistoric winter climate, a full head of hair and a long, smelly beard might …
Brown Caveman Club
“I cave man. I whack. See Club?” said the caveman. He always found his trusty club handy. He whacked dinosaurs on the head. Sometimes he would give a good ol’ whack to a wholly mammoth. Other times, he would just …
Plush Caveman Club
“Ooga Booga.” Nothing says blast from the past like showing up as a caveman. And if you’ve got a caveman costume all ready to go, there’s no way you’re going to want to go to the party without the right …
Lodge Hat
All rise for the lodge pledge!
Actually… we can’t really say the pledge, because we aren’t lodge members. We’ve tried to get in, but they keep telling us they’re all full and they’ll call us when they’re taking new members, …
Stone Axe
Tired of lugging around that beaten up old club like a dimwitted Neanderthal? It’s about time you get out of that prehistoric mindset and upgraded to an awesome Caveman Stone Axe. Using the greatest technologies known to all of mankind, …
Caveman Adult Club
While modern Homo sapiens might think that a Caveman Adult Club sounds like the perfect venue for a Stone Age bachelor party, those who are more in touch with their prehistoric side know that it’s more like a multitool for …
23″ War Club
Ooga Booga! Are you ready to club your way to the top of the tribe?
Of course you are, that’s no question, you were born ready. So, with this War Club, you will fulfill your destiny as the Big Man …
4 Piece Eyebrow Set
Do you often spend nights rolling around in bed wishing your eyebrows could be bushier? Well, with this 4 Piece Eyebrow Set, you can have the bushiest brow in the neighborhood! No more must you be embarrassed by your tamed …
Caveman Earrings
Who said that cavewomen can’t accessorize? We don’t know who said it, but we want to find him and tell him his is a dodo bird, because of course they can accessorize! Jewelry has been created and worn for hundreds …
Caveman Choker
Trying to look like the girl that every caveman dreamed of in the prehistoric days? Well, that shouldn’t be too hard, now that showering and shaving are common practices. However if you wish to stand apart from all the other …
Skull And Teeth Necklace
Everyone has a skull, right? So why then are they seen as such scary and sinister symbols? Back in the stone age anyone sporting a skull around their neck while strutting through the village would be envied and praised. But …
Kids Caveman Club
Is your kiddo going old school this year? Like, super old school? We’re talking, like, B.C. old. Yeah, dinosaurs roaming around, the wheel and fire just finally being used by cavemen, no wi-fi… Whoa, what was life like? Well, when …
Bone Necklace
If you’re a woman with—hmm, how should we put this—prehistoric taste in clothing and accessories—you would likely do well to consider lacing yourself in hardened calcium. As accessories usually are (lookin’ at you, chokers), retro is all the rage.…
Caveman Inflatable Club
So, you want to be a caveman, eh? You want to be all forehead brow, and stringy hair. You want to be amazed by that bright flickering thing over there. What could it be? Fire perhaps? You’ll have to go …
Bone Bracelet
Who ever said there was no high fashion in the Stone Age? Actually though, we want to know so we can go knock some sense into them, because prehistoric fashion exists, and it totally rocks!
Whether you are wearing a …
Bone Earrings
No bones about it, diamonds are about to be replaced by, you guessed it, bones, bones, and more bones!
Add some prehistoric bling bling to your costume with a pair of these Bone Earrings. These earrings are the perfect way …