Adult Zalgo Morphsuit
Want to be a dark and horrific creature of the night this coming Halloween? Let the other people dress up as common zombies, boring vampires, and tiresome werewolves because we’ve saved the best costume for you. Check out this crazy …
Adult The Clown Morphsuit
Looks like the circus is coming to town!
Are you ready to give your friends nightmares this Halloween? Well, let’s be honest, nobody is really afraid of vampires and werewolves anymore. You’ve got to take something sweet from their childhood …
Adult Hillbilly Faux Real Morphsuit
Haven’t you always been fascinated by that classic bit in spy movies where an important dignitary slips into a bathroom, looks in the mirror and begins to peel off his face to reveal that he’s really a secret agent wearing …
Adult Naked Sexy Man Faux Real Morphsuit
Have you ever had the sudden urge to rip off all of your clothes and run around in your birthday suit? No need to lie, we’ve all felt that way, much more often than you’d think too. However, if you …
Adult Naked Hillbilly Faux Real Morphsuit
There’s a lot of things you might be called while running around the party scene in this goofy Morphsuit: A real redneck, a ridge runner, denizen of the doublewide, hick, a slack-jawed yokel, a country bumpkin, clodhopper, rube, dirt farmer, …
Men’s Slenderman Morphsuit
The Slenderman. He lives deep in our collective subconscious, without our really knowing who he is or where he came from…or why he is the creepiest thing ever to haunt our laptops. But the truly scary thing about a collective …
Adult Yellow Morphsuit
Dance like a creature of the sun! The vibrate glowing ball of flames that heats the earth is perfect inspiration for a yellow themed costume. The beautiful yellow planet does so much for us. Pay it tribute with the Adult …
The Rake Kids Morphsuit
When you think of monsters do you think about Frankenstein’s creation? Maybe you think of werewolves or one of the many horror movie creations made in the past thirty years. Here’s the thing, the monsters people are talking about these …
Adult Orange Morphsuit
We bet you are expecting us to bring up the fact that nothing rhymes with orange, you sure are right! But, we would like to inform you that slant rhymes are a thing so in fact, you can make a …
Kid’s The Android Morphsuit
Every time one of our friends gives birth, we politely offer our congratulations in accordance with standard social protocol. Of course we’re pleased that the photos proudly herald the arrival of a normal miniature human who looks as happy and …
Kids Red and Black Ninja Morphsuit
Ninja mastery only comes after years of intense focus and practice.
We are fully aware that telling your kid it’ll take years probably won’t slow them down. They’ll probably still do cartwheels and somersaults across the backyard as they please. …
Adult Blue Morphsuit
In the world of pretend people have super powers. Some can shoot lasers from their eyes, others have the power to move things with their minds. And, even others can morph into some crazy things.
Well, let me tell you. …
Adult Green Morphsuit
All of the experts keep talking about how we should “go green” to help save the earth so we decided to finally give it a try. After all, we really like our planet a lot so if there’s something we …
Adult White Morphsuit
Has the work day gotten you to feel just a bit invisible? Do you just blend into the background, ignored by your kids, overlooked at promotion time, just one in the crowd despite your unique verve and the talents that …
Adult Purple Morphsuit
We really, really wish our skin was purple. Why the weird wish? Well, first of all, it’s not weird. Second, we’re not quite sure the origin of this deep desire, but it’s always been a dream of ours to be …
Adult Black Morphsuit
If you possess the vision and creativity of a true master dresser-upper, you can probably see that this Adult Black Morphsuit is the only costume you’ll ever need. Because if you’re flying solo, this skin-tight bodysuit will always let you …
Adult Red Morphsuit
We really, really wish our skin was red. Why the weird desire? Well, first of all, it’s not weird. Second, we’re not quite sure the origin of this deep desire, but it’s always been a dream of ours to be …
Child Blue Morphsuit
I’m blue da ba dee da ba daa / Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa / Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, …
Child Black Morphsuit
The most horrifying thing that can happen to a parent is that moment when you do not know where your child is. The world knows this. It repeats the terror of it in commercials, film, and news all the time. …
Jeff the Killer Adult Morphsuit
Do you know what “creepypasta” actually is? Elbow. Ziti. Couscous. Spaghetti. Don’t even get us started on Fusilli! Those pastas are SO creepy. Wait a minute. That’s not what creepypasta is? We’ve got to stay up to date! You’re probably …
Child Red Morphsuit
There is just something about morphsuits that really help people cut loose. It’s like, once you slip into one you become carefree and look to have as much fun as possible. Maybe it’s because you’re covered from head to toe …
Child Purple Morphsuit
Back in the day, purple meant royalty.
That’s because purple was a super difficult dye to make and only the royals could afford it. Of course, thanks to modern engineering, purple coloring of all shades and varieties is available at …
Child Green Morphsuit
Contemplate the color green. It has lots of different meanings, both pleasant and not. You can make it become anything you want it to be. When you wear this Child Green Morphsuit, YOU can become anything green. Be the color …
Child Yellow Second Skin Suit
What’s that yellow flash? It’s the Golden Blur! The Human Hi-Liter! Perfect for blending into all-yellow environments! Okay, maybe there aren’t a lot of those, but it is perfect if your kid just loves yellow. Maybe they want to be …
Kids Muscle Morphsuit
Does your child love to flex his biceps and show how big those muscles are getting? With this Kids Muscle Morphsuit he can show off ALL of his muscles. The debate over whether he’s getting strong is now officially over!…
Child Orange Morphsuit
Have you been thinking of staging a family picture where each of your kids is a different color of the rainbow? With our colored Morphsuits for kids your dream of a more memorable Christmas card can be a reality. This …