Abominable Snowman & Cage Costume Kit
You’ve probably heard the rumors that yeti and Sasquatch walk among us. You probably even shrugged them off as nonsense grocery aisle tabloid fodder. Well, we’re here to tell you that you were wrong. The abominable snowman walks among us! …
Ostrich Costume
Maybe you’re a world-famous face from wildlife television. Maybe you’re the head of a castaway family from the Alps. We don’t care who you are: we think you’ll find this Ostrich Costume really moving!
Okay, we do care who you …
Adult Cactus Costume
Cacti have adapted to live in the driest climates on earth. Incredible! But don’t think that just because they’re surrounded by desert sand and not a whole lot going on that they’re boring. No, no. Cacti are some of the …
Adult Ride On Monkey Costume
Riding a gorilla to a party is something most of us think we’ll never do in our lives, but we’d be wrong! It’s something anyone can do… including you! All you need is this Adult Ride on Monkey Costume! It’s …
Adult Ride a Reindeer Costume
Santa Claus is perhaps most famous for flying around the world in his reindeer drawn sleigh, as every kid out there knows. But, what they may not realize is that even Santa’s sleigh breaks down from time to time, and …
Venus Fly Trap Costume
The venus flytrap is one of those great examples of nature’s deep-down weirdness, a plant that can eat animals. Imagine what a shock that must have been to the first people who saw one of these jagged-jawed plants snap shut …
Foot Costume
Feet are wonderful things. They allow us to walk around, jog, or run (if that’s your thing, of course). And those are just a few of the ways they enhance our daily life – their contributions to us are nearly …
Old Woman Mask
Have you ever wanted to be the crotchety old cat lady down the road? The one who steals the nerf footballs that fly into her yard from a missed wide pass. Sure, she seems mean and stuffy. But you know …
Women’s Camp Fire Cutie Costume
I’ll bet you never wore a uniform like this when you went to summer camp! So it’s just as well that you’re wearing this Women’s Camp Fire Cutie Costume to a Halloween party and not to camp. Add thigh-high stockings …
Adult Pop Art Guy Costume
None of the big famous pop artists wanted to put their name on this costume, but that’s okay by us, because now this Adult Pop Art Guy is kind of an everyman figure. Don’t spend one more tortured sleepless night …
Flip Flop Adult Costume
If you have an unquenchable enthusiasm for beach appropriate footwear then this Flip Flop Adult Costume was probably made with you in mind. It’s the perfect way to show off that you’re no beach bum! This easy to wear costume …
Captain Obvious Men’s Costume
Have you ever wondered why public buildings don’t specify what is coming out of their drinking fountains? Anything liquid could be coming out of those spouts and if it’s clarified beet juice we don’t want anything to do with it. …
Adult Toilet Costume
If you want to make sure you don’t flush another Halloween away with another crappy costume, then you’ve come to the right place. We’ve got just what you need.
We don’t mean some sort of deluxe monster costume or some …
Silent Bob Men’s Costume
Silent Bob proves that you don’t necessarily need a lot of words to be the hero that the world needs; all you need is a really awesome trench coat. Luckily, this Silent Bob costume is an officially licensed costume from …
Playboy Hugh Hefner Smoking Jacket
Are you spending hours, literally hours, out of every day trying to figure out how Hugh Hefner does what he does? Do you read book after book and study footage of Hef, hoping to glean some indication of what …
Adult Get Real Bowling Pin Costume
So, your family is having a little reunion over Halloween weekend, and someone came up with the idea to wear a coordinated group costume for this year’s trick-or-treat fest in the neighborhood. How grand! We want a fun family like …
Adult Beer Man Costume
Whenever thirst hits a bar or tailgate party there is only one man to save the day: Beer Man! He’s always ready to fly in, armed with his cans of beer at the ready, to serve up fun to those …
Adult Fat Suit Costume
Trying to pack on some mass? Do you want to be a total beefcake? Well, toss on this Adult Fat Suit Costume and you’ll be the biggest stud walking around any costume parties this Halloween!
Why waste time on binge …
Adult Pair of Sneaker’s Costume
The perfect costume for a couple that has a whole lot of “sole!”
It’s so hard to choose a couple’s costume! From famous Hollywood couples to dynamic superhero duos, there are certainly a ton of options out there. However, if …
Adult Tornado Costume
Life is tough as a tornado. People call you a blowhard, and they’re not wrong. People tend to scatter when they see you coming. You’re constantly dizzy from all the spinning. You’re never allowed in china shops or any other …
Tetris Yellow Costume
If you’ve ever played Tetris (and who hasn’t?), you know that the yellow square piece is the most useful. It doesn’t leave any gaps when you place it, so you can clear more rows and get more points. Now you …
Plus Size Crash Test Dummy Costume
Do your pals know you as the risk taker of the group? Are you generally thought of to be unflappable? Do you think that skydiving, base jumping, swimming with sharks, and bungee jumping all sound like a perfectly lovely way …
Crash Test Dummy Costume
You could learn a lot from a Dummy. Buckle your safety belt.
Everyone drives like a dummy sometimes. Well maybe not everybody, but a lot of people do. However, even if you are a good driver, you can still get …
Adult Hazmat Costume
We’re all prepared for surviving the apocalypse by this point. We might have arranged for shelters. We’ve brushed up on our zombie-smashing tactics. We’ve stored up extra bottlecaps, horded up fresh water, and made sure that there are a few …
Adult Get Real Soccer Costume
Since you’re not on social media, you sometimes miss the initial invite to things. Which is how you ended up at your pal’s house dressed as a soccer ball. This is a good story.
See, Dave told Tony to come …
Toothpaste Costume
Gotta love teeth. You use them to cut, smash, and obliterate food into a tasty pulp. They can be used defensively to chomp on anything you deem too close. You can show them to other people and other people show …
Plus Size Workout Video Star Costume
Do you find yourself up late at night often? Roaming the halls of your house in a brief confusion as you sense that something is nearby, but you cannot quite put your thumb on it? Then, out of nowhere, you …
Wacky Waving Arm Man Adult Costume
You’re on a road trip, in the back seat of your parents car. You’ve been leaning your head against the back window for what seems like hours.. You’re about to wither away in boredom when you see it, floating in …
Progressive Flo Costume Set
Most of us hate work. We just rarely love our jobs. It’s fair to admit… mostly because it isn’t a secret. Our jobs are the place where we have to put down our hobbies and give up what makes us …
Plus Size Wabbit Hunter Costume
Heeeeey, there’s something awfly scewey going on awound here.
We don’t know why it’s happening, but whenever someone’s wearing this costume, they start talking a little funny. They start pronouncing their “R’s” rather strangely so we decided that conducting an …
Lock and Key Couples Costume
Show the world how much you and your significant other are in love with one another when you both go out on the town in this couples costume! Forget trying to scour the world wide web in order to find …
Rock, Paper, Scissors Adult Costume
Not only will you and your two pals be a hit at a party, but just imagine how many potential decisions you can help make in this Rock Paper Scissors Adult Costume!
Are your friends deciding who has to take …
Adult Tiki Warrior Costume
Secreted away in jungles far from mainstream cities are tribes of people that have some of the most unusual cultures and rituals that any of the world could imagine. Many have tried with near horrific failure to try to enter …
The Toilet Adult Mask
Music to hear, why hear’st thou music sadly?Sweets with sweets war not, joy delights in joy. Why lov’st thou that which thou receiv’st not gladly, Or else receiv’st with pleasure thine annoy?
It can be hard to be a toilet. …
Adult Bust Head
Okay, we know exactly what you’re thinking about this thing… yes, we know this LOOKS like an amazing ancient sculpture that some world-renown classical master created from a single slab of marble during the Renaissance, but we have to tell …
Women’s Happyface Emoji Costume
Forget about 160 characters. With this costume, we’re just going to find an emoji for the look on his face! This dress has some of your favorites, so everyone’s going to know that your text game is on point. You’ll …
Men’s Wabbit Hunter Costume
There’s all sorts of wascally creatures in the woods but none of them are quite as wascally as the wabbit. Yes, catching those back talking rabbits that think they’re so smart is about more than that yummy stew you’ll make …
Falling Head Illusion Costume
Picture this: you’re talking to some random guy at a party, and it looks like the two of you are going to be friends. Maybe even Facebook friends. Both of you are into all the same obscure movies. And just …
Blunt Master Costume
You’re not just a blunt. This isn’t a private affair after work. This is an event. You’re the Big Doobie. The Blunt Master. This is a Super Bowl, New Year’s Eve, 4/20, Martin Luther King Jr. Day blunt. Five guys …
Whoopie Cushion Costume
Pranks these days… all elaborate in their conception, and secretly filmed no doubt, then uploaded to Youtube… you kids with your cameras, your technology! *shakes fist* Back in our day we didn’t have any of that and we still managed …
Bubble Wrap Costume
Oh, so you are trying to send yourself to Abu Dhabi again? The first four times you attempted, there were issues. Maybe if you use this Bubble Wrap Costume, you’ll be successfully… finally (insert evil laugh here). You can also …
Plus Muscle Chest Shirt
Need to buff up a bit before you can pull off being a superhero or a professional athlete? But who has the time to go to the gym for 12 hours a day to look like The Rock? Not you, …
Muscle Chest Shirt
So, you’re not interested in spending your free time in the gym pumping iron? We understand. Truly. No problem, bro. We’ve got you covered…for now, that is.
Because, of course, anyone who might fall for you while you’re wearing this …
Deluxe Barack Obama Mask
Sure, he was the president of the free world, as they say, but we think he’s reached a real cultural milestone here with this deluxe Barack Obama mask!
How many political figures become iconic enough for their own mask? Not …
Faux Real Hawaiian Visitor Shirt
Going for a laidback and casual costume for Halloween this year? One that says you’re a chill guy just looking for a good time. Well, take a look at this Faux Real Hawaiian Visitor Shirt! No one is more relaxed …
Obama Mask
Going for a presidential look this year? Well, you’ll get our vote!
It looks like you’re going to need a new fancy suit, an American flag pin on your lapel, and then, of course, this President Obama Mask! You don’t …
Bill Clinton Mask
Doin’ it Slick Willie style means having a silver tongue and a memory that conveniently forgets what the word “is” means. It also means busting out wicked saxophone solos whenever you feel like it. You see, basically you can do …
Weed Mask
Are you looking to turn over a new leaf? Perhaps you’ve found yourself in some sticky situations recently? Or maybe you’re just looking for a new look that will make your best buds green with envy. Any which way, isn’t …
Cheech Accessory Kit
How do you become a legend? Well, it depends on what kind of legend you want to be. If you’re looking to become a baseball legend? Start early and practice. Want to become a rock legend? Get used to wear …
Richard Nixon Mask
You get to do all sorts of Richard Nixon things in this mask, like shake hands, kiss babies and commit treason. With a mask like this, the sky’s the limit.…
Giant EVA Foam Ears Headband
Are you looking to have the biggest ears on the block? We don’t blame you because we know that having big ears is really a blessing in disguise. Not only do you hear better when you have jumbo-sized ears, but …
Adult Energizer Flashlight Costume
Do your friends come to you for guidance? Are you usually the pal that leads the way for your group? Is it easy for others to follow your bright spark wherever you go?
It sounds like you’re a light in …
Ronald Reagan Mask
Have you ever wanted to be the President of the United States? It is a thought that many of us have had from time to time and one that, certainly, our parents have considered for us as they proclaim that …
George Bush Mask
We’re not sure what the word “strategery” means and we couldn’t find it in the dictionary, but maybe if you wear this George Bush mask, you can figure out the grand mystery of what the word’s meaning encompasses.
Being the …
Hash Tag Costume
Old-schoolers call this symbol the “pound” symbol. But you know better. This? This is a hashtag.
Let’s face it. Not just anyone could pull off being a hashtag. You have to be #sassy, #ironic, and #popular. You need to be …
Pregnant Belly
Without getting all graphic or philosophical about it, reproduction is weird. And human reproduction is not even half as weird as it gets in a world teeming with animals, plants, and all kinds of micro-organisms. As a human, we only …
Adult Cannabis Vest
When you’re ready to hit the fanciest clubs in town, you need to keep a few things in mind when it comes to your outfit. There’s of course the choice of colors. Many people will say going straight black is …
Super Size Mask
Are you thinking about doing the Big Mac diet? The Big Mac diet is when you only eat Big Mac cheeseburgers for 30 days straight. This is actually proven to be highly unhealthy and bad for you and we do …