Double Occupancy Costume
Look it’s the elusive beast with two backs.
Are you the kind of guy that gets a lot of action? We don’t mean the kind Bruce Willis gets in Die Hard. We mean buttering someone’s biscuit. A little bit of …
Plus Size Super Sperm Costume
Being a superhero is never easy. They don’t work regular hours, and sometimes the fate of human kind hangs in the balance. In the case of Super Sperm, the survival of the species literally depends on his success! Proudly don …
Plug and Socket Plus Size Costume
Which is more important the socket or the plug?
Well, without a socket there is no access to the electrical grid. No way to power the lights in the house. No way to run the refrigerator. No heat, no warm …
Ball Pit Costume
This costume isn’t really the kind that’s going to make people stand around scratching their heads. There’s no secret riddle to figure out. In fact, the less time you spend thinking about ball pits, the more fun they become. Some …
Banana Flasher Costume
Well, if you want to get some good laughs with your costume this Halloween, we’ve got the perfect one for you. Fruit alone isn’t all that funny, this is true, but there isn’t really anything more hysterical than produce with …
Happy Halloweenie Costume
Yup, you clicked on this costume, didn’t you? But don’t worry, we’re not thinking any less of you. Perhaps you’re a high school health teacher. What better visual aid than a giant, anatomically correct (well… relatively) penis that you can …
Lets Get Physical Costume
Are you friends on your case lately about working out more? Are they constantly hassling you to get off the couch and get to the gym? Are you wanting to send them a…not so subtle…message this Halloween?
Show them that …
Captain John Longfellow Costume
Once upon a time there was a pirate. His name was Captain John Longfellow. He was good at plundering for treasure, and sailing the high seas. However, he was missing something in his life. It was a desire that could …
Adult Super Sperm Costume
Forget Spiderman! Batman who? Guess who is here to save the day… it’s Super Sperm! Transform into the newest superhero with this hysterical adult Super Sperm costume. We have to warn you though, becoming this hero comes with a few …
Pick Me Up Stripper Inflatable Mens Costume
Have you ever been to one of those bachelor parties that got way out of hand? No, we don’t mean that time Greg stuck his head out of the limousine moonroof and got hit in the head by a panicked …
Giant Boob Costume
In this day and age, even with the internet, smartphones, and constant contact with everyone you know, it can still be tough to keep up with everything going on in the world. If you’re wearing this silly Giant Boob Costume, …
Adult Shocker Costume
What does this mean? Is it a rock on symbol? If you know then you’re probably laughing. If you don’t you can either look it up, or keep scrolling because this is an adult humor costume and it is meant …
Snake Charmer Costume
On the dark streets of the shadiest parts of town you may run into an individual with a hidden talent. This musical genius can work a flute like no other. Once he plays a tune something will come out of …
Keep Off The Grass Costume
The recent legalization of marijuana has kicked off a firestorm of political debates. Is marijuana a harmless diversion or a gateway drug to harder, more dangerous substances? Should it be legal for medicinal purposes? Where does individual choice end and …
What’s Under the Kilt Costume
Look, we all have things about our body that we’re secretly – or not so secretly – proud of. Like the mom in Freaks & Geeks says, you have a beautiful body! Don’t be afraid to show it off! Sure, …
G-String Geena Costume
Oh, we see you’ve met Geena. Have you been properly introduced? Geena is our third cousin; she is visiting. She is (obviously) not from around here. Actually, we don’t know exactly where she comes from…sometimes it seems like another planet. …
Party Animal Costume
Who says that when the chimps take over, the world’s going to be full of Dr. Zaius types who hate humanity, like in Planet of the Apes? We’re pretty sure it’ll be run by dudes like this instead. Because …
Stripper Piggyback Men’s Costume
So, you’re going to Vegas? We’re sure you’re not headed there for their natural history museum. What did you say you were going there for?Business conference? Sure. Anyway, if your focus is on the strip you’re sure to have an …
Genie and Magic Lamp Costume
There are only a few important rules that all genies must adhere to: no one can wish for more wishes, an obvious rule to prevent a genie from hanging out with the same wish-seeker until the end of time; no …
Adult Tampon Costume
If you’ve searched around Halloweencostumes.com then you know that we have a deep-seated respect for superheroes. Watching them save the day has provided us with endless hours of inspiration and entertainment. That being said, some of the biggest heroes of …
Plus Size Skele-Boner Costume
Ain’t nothing gonna keep me down
We learned from Chumbawumba, that when we get knocked down, we get back up again. That ain’t nogthin’ gonna keep us down. And so when we die, what are we gonna do? Get back …
Wet T-Shirt Winner Costume
Let us tell you a little story, before all those free beers hit you and it doesn’t get stuck in your noggin. Yeah, we saw all the free drinks those guys were pouring you. Listen up!
In 1997, a few …
Anita Waxin Costume
What, you don’t remember the most popular character from the hit TV show “Inlet Watch”? Of course you do! Everyone knows Anita Waxin, who was daring, beautiful, and uh… natural. Very, very natural. Anita didn’t have a care in the …
One Night Stand Costume
Get it?
Ah, the one night stand. What’s not to like about it? Waking up in the morning to the murky, spinning aftereffects of a night well spent partying. That initial shock at the unfamiliarity of your surroundings. And who …
Breathalyzer Costume
A night on the town usually means that a few drinks are had. Wheather it be the best of craft beer or great top shelf rum someone who has a few too many should make sure they know where they’re …
Plug and Socket Costume
In the vast world of domestic hardware and fixtures, you’d be hard pressed to find two things more perfectly designed for each other than the electrical plug and socket. Without each other, plugs and sockets are just spare parts in …
Mens Cheerleader Costume
Talk about squad goals!
Pep talk your best pals into this hilarious group costume, and we can almost guarantee you’ll steal the show from everyone else at the big Friday night party! This Mens Cheerleader Costume is downright hysterical and …
USB Port & Drive Costume
You are the USB port to my drive! You are the apple to my orange. You are the, oh, you get the point we belong together! You are the cord to my phone from the 90s. You are the wax …
Happy Poop Costume
Let’s get real about poop for a hot second: poop is a real downer. While you’re standing in line with a cart full of groceries and your little bundle of joy decides to make a stinky in their diaper, well …
Longuini and Meatballs Costume
What do Italians eat on Halloween?… Fetuccini A-fraid-o!
While this costume may not be a typical Halloween costume, it sure is the one you should choose – especially if you want to make a grand entrance. It may not scare …
Skeleboner Costume
So, apparently skeletons have needs, too. Who would have thunk it?
But, you see, we got this letter from a skeleton recently. We’ll call him…Dave. Now, Dave had a bone to pick with us. “Dear Halloween Costume Shop,” his letter …
Turn Me On/Off Light Switch Costume
You can light up the party with a flick of the switch in this Turn Me On/Off Light Switch Costume! This easy to slip on sleeveless pullover can help you make the world a brighter place in no time! Just …
Tough S#!t Costume
Some people don’t put enough effort into their costume and they end up looking like a real turd. Unfortunate for them they didn’t intend to look that way, but hey, it happens to the best of us. Unlike those folks, …
Cock Block Costume
The ABCs of partying:
A is for Alcohol. Jameson. Jack. And, little Jose. But, lets not leave out the Crown, Smirnoff, a little Captain to round out the evening, and touch of the devil in Fireball. (Be warned excessive drinking …
Gropin Granny Costume
Now you can be a sight that no one wants to ever see. We’re not even talking about a bad list of final grades, or a tapped keg at the peak of the party, or snow in July. This sight …
Ganja Mon Costume
It sure is one of the hot topics in the country right now. Should we legalize weed or not? There are pros and cons on both sides of this great debate but if you already have your mind made up …
The Doo Doo Head Mask
You can be a huge steaming pile of laughs when you walk into the party wearing this Doo Doo Head Mask. Everyone already has a favorite emoji but now you can be everyone’s number 2 fave when you bring this …
Chick Magnet Costume
It’s the twenty-first century, so we know our technology. We have supercomputers in our back pockets, for crying out loud! But have you thought about the technology we’ve had so long we rarely notice it?
If you will allow us …
Seymour Bush Plus Costume
This Halloween, why not go for a professional look? Maybe something that conveys expertise, implies seriousness (from a distance), and smells like stale medicine? Are stethoscopes your thing? Maybe you’ve always wanted a certain job, but you didn’t pass the …
Keep Up the Faith Priest Costume
Priests have urges, too! Surprise all the churchgoers when you stand up to give the sermon and, well… something else is standing up, too! You’ll surprise the whole congregation when you wear this Keep Up the Faith Priest Costume. This …
Dr. Seymour Bush Costume
There’s nothing that instills a sense of respect quite like an “M.D.” after one’s name, and that’s certainly also true of the classic white lab coat. People admire and revere doctors, and why shouldn’t they? It’s a noble profession. That’s …
Plus Size Keep Up the Faith Costume
What can we say, other than this: our plus size Keep Up the Faith costume is quite hilarious, but we can’t be responsible for its impact on your eternal soul. Nope, not liable for that… but if you’re the kinda …
Adult Hands Over Chest T-Shirt
Your BFF has been giving you the hardest time, lately. “All you ever wear is a T-shirt and jeans,” she says to you, over and over again. “It’s so basic. Where’s the appeal in that?”
Well, lady, it’s time you …
Adult Fabric Sexy Doll Mask
Are you looking for a new style to wear to a costume party that will guarantee some curious looks? Or, perhaps you need something to wear to an office party that shows everyone how happy you are to be there. …