French Fries Mascot
This French Fries Mascot is the perfect choice when advertising your burger joint, diner, or restaurant! French fries are a favorite food of people from all over and they seem to go great with almost any meal! This colorful french …
Kool-Aid Adult Deluxe Costume
The Kool-Aid Man is responsible for the Great Recession. Yup, you heard it here first, folks: the Kool-Aid Man is responsible. How, you ask? Well consider this: for decades, the Kool-Aid Man, or “Mr. Kool” to his friends, has made …
Towering Terror Pumpkin Costume
People are talking about how productive Middle Valley Pumpkin Patch has been this year! The orange fruit has been springing up all over the field and not just little round ones that’ll work well for Jack-O-Lanterns, oh no! The long-held …
Deluxe Willy Wonka Costume
On the list of “best jobs ever” candy man probably takes the number one spot. We assume that the job description just includes a bunch of dancing around with your wacky employees and scolding small children about their terrible behavior. …
Master Chef & Maine Lobster Costume
Consider the Lobster… and the mom!
It’s tough being a chef, and it’s tough being a Mom, too. It’s just tough all around, mostly because there’s never enough time in the day. So, you’ve got to keep an eye out …
Adult Kool-Aid Costume
“Oh, yeah!”
You know what that means. That means that some kid somewhere is all pooped out. That means that said kid is dehydrated and in need of a delicious beverage to feel better. Enter: The Kool-Aid Man.
And of …
Adult Strawberry Costume
In one of the most beloved movies of all time, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, there’s an amazing scene in which the eccentric candymaker displays his newest invention: Lickable wallpaper! As the kids and their parents go to town …
BLT Sandwich Couples Adult Costume
You and you partner have bonded over many things from the very beginning. There are those Sunday morning bike rides where you showed each other your favorite parts of town. Then there’s the time they nursed you through that cold …
Wine and Cheese Costume
Are you and your partner looking for some extra-fancy dress, or the perfect fit for a classy get-together? We’ve been told that the best way to make a good impression at a tony party is to bring along a tasteful …
Adult Eggplant Costume
Welcome to the breakout costume of the year. A real sleeper hit. The costume that’s sure to win you top prize in the costume contest. The Eggplant costume! We know you always have eggplants on the mind, because with their …
Child Sweet Eats Cupcake Costume
You’ll be feeling fine when you’re covered in tasty pink frosting! Now you can be a tasty delight when you wear this Child Sweet Eats Cupcake Costume. Who could ever turn down an adorable bright pink cupcake and sparkly sprinkles? …
Sunny Days Costume
Well good day to you, sunshine!
And we’re not just talking about your personality being bright and cheery (although that certainly helps). Something about you just seems to light up the room when you enter. You walk in the door …
Adult Apple Costume
How do you like them apples?
Halloween is a complete and total fruit basket upset out there these days. Everybody is going bananas. If the grapes aren’t wine-ing, they’re out raisin’ heck later on. The berries have all gotten themselves …
Redneck Moonshiner Costume
That triple X we always see in all of the TV shows and cartoons was guaranteed to let us know that there was moonshine in it. We didn’t know what the origin of those three simple letters we just knew …
Adult Swedish Fish Costume
It’s going to take a lot more than a sweet tooth to wear this costume. If you’re daring enough to take a chance and see what it’s like to be a scrumptious Swedish Fish for one night, you may want …
Rasta Banana Costume
Are you looking for a little something low key and high humor? Perhaps you’re searching for a costume that covers many facets of your dynamic personality? Or are you on the hunt for a…well…reggae-lovin’ piece of tropical fruit? No judgement …
Pumpkin Head Mens Costume
When that strange man came to your door selling fertilizer how were you supposed to know what kinds of trouble it would cause? Well, maybe you should have known something was off when you saw the fertilizer was a sparkling …
Hot Dog and Bun Costume
*Sigh* Where would a hot dog be without a fluffy bun to hold it in place? It would just be an oblong piece of meat rolling back and forth on your paper plate. No one wants that! It would be …
Adult Chili Pepper Costume
Some like them hot, some like them spicy, some like them chopped, some like them dicey!
No matter how you like them, chili peppers are one of the best vegetables – okay, okay, they are technically fruits, but we are …
Mens Fun Dip Costume
When people see you wearing this Mens Fun Dip Costume, their initial reaction might be that you seem really sweet. But after that first impression, the more complex flavors of your personality really start to come through!
After all, Fun …
Adult Pineapple Costume
Are you tangy yet sweet and ready to turn any old Northeastern party into a tropical island getaway? Does your sweetness pair well with salty and as a result do you—gasp—belong on pizza? Why, you happen to sound a little …
Plus Size Beer Keg Costume
You’ve never had trouble with being the life of the party. In fact people tend to gather around you at any gathering. You really like the attention. The way the ladies always make their way over to you, brushing your …
Adult Blueberry Costume
What kind of attitude will you bring to your blueberry costume? They are super delicious and healthy so you could choose to be very smug in your identity as a super fruit. Or you could be sweet, after all fruit …
Child Bubblegum Cutie Costume
Oh to be young again. Remember how great it was to get your allowance for the week and run down to the store to buy a bunch of candy? This was a time when budgeting didn’t matter, when sugar intake …
Plus Size Adult Banana Hoodie
This costume is bananas! B – A – N – A – N – A – S! (Also, if you don’t spell and or sing out the letters of “banana” every time you write it, you are a liar)
You …
Women’s Bubblegum Babe Costume
In a world of bland vegetables and unseasoned food, it’s no wonder everyone likes candy. Bright. Colorful. Tasty. Followed by a delightful sugar rush. Candy’s just an all-around fun time.
So if you’re feeling a little candy-licious and decide to …
Child Ear of Corn Costume
We’ve seen a lot of costumes in our day. Some are funny, some are scary, and some of them, like this Child Ear of Corn, are simply wonderful. There are so many golden possibilities for an outfit like this.
You …
Purple Grapes Costume
It is day four of the latest leg of the war. The field is a mess with the carnage of those who have come before, though we all know that there will be a new deployment of soldiers who will …
Adult Lucky Charms Costume
This Adult Lucky Charms Costume will help you escape from those greedy children from stealing your precious pot of gold! Everyone’s favorite Leprechaun always comes prepared with delicious treats and a stylish outfit including Irish green top hat, jacket, pants, …
Sexy Babycakes Cupcake Costume
You’ll be delicious in this Babycakes Sexy Cupcake Costume by Leg Avenue! This costume includes the halter dress with ribbon trim and cupcake skirt accents, arm puffs, and matching headband. Pick your perfect size and have a tasty Halloween! For …
Plus Size Banana Costume
Why did the gorilla like the banana? Because it had great a-peel!
What with the bright yellow color, and fruity aroma, the gorilla had no chance against the tempting aura of this beloved fruit. This Halloween you can become every …
Taco Dress
Did you know that taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat? Neither did we, we just found it out and thought it was pretty neat, so we decided to share it with you!
Besides a taco cat costume – which …
Adult Peanut Costume
When ever you go to a ball game or a circus there is one snack that is always a blast to enjoy and that is a bag full of peanuts. These shelled treats always salty and always tasty but that …
Mens Deluxe Willy Wonka Costume
When it comes to enviable occupations, there is really only two that come to mind… writing about costumes (obviously), and owning and operating our very own chocolate factory (duh!).
Since we already do that first great job, we like to …
Adult Spam Can Costume
The far off land known as Austin, Minnesota is a magical place where one of the most delicious meats ever is made. Now how this meat is made is a mystery to most but the true story is that there …
Adult Get Real Loaded Hot Dog Costume
We don’t know about you, but we’ve a soft spot for junk food. We’re talking fries, sloppy joes, doughnuts, burgers… it’s all amazing. So juicy. Such tasty flavors. They’re our favorite foods from carnivals, fairs, and diners. The good stuff. …
Mountain Dew Can Costume
There’s nothing wrong with having a diet mostly comprising carbonated drinks and cheese-puffed snacks. Whoever said that fruits and vegetables were essential to a well-nourished diet was seriously disturbed. All you really need to function properly is some caffeine and …
Pizza Slice Costume
You are what you eat.
Recently we were told we eat too much pizza. Our response was, “What’s too much?” The response we got back was, “Every meal. Pizza for every meal is too much. You are going to turn …
Adult Deluxe Banana Costume
Hanging off a tree in the jungle is something that is extremely tasty, bananas. These yellow peeled pieces of fruit have been known to make all sorts of things better by being added. These things include breakfast cereal, ice cream …
Bacon and Eggs Costume
“I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.”
Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson speaks the truth. We need all the …
Womens Cupcake Costume
Are you ready to take the cake?
Maybe all your friends are always telling you that you’re a sweetheart, all the time. Maybe you’re famous for your raging sweet tooth that’s never, ever quite satisfied. Maybe you’re the baker in …
Pumpkin Head Boys Costume
Does your kiddo have a hankering for a real Halloween treat this year? And we don’t mean the candy kind. We mean that he’s looking for something extra special. That he wants to eschew the typical pop culture choices to …
Adult Nerds Box Costume
You’re our favorite candy! You’re a huge nerd! Now you can be both at the same time in our Willy Wonka Nerds Box Costume! Not one of the Wonka candies originating in Roahl Dahl’s book or the classic Gene Wilder …
Newborn Ear of Corn Bunting
Sure, your little one might spend most of its time burping and peeing and crying, but that’s not to say he or she doesn’t want in on the festivities! Get everyone involved at Halloween, Thanksgiving, or that dreaded company costume …
Taco Costume
Long, long before fast food Mexican restaurants were places you could get your favorite hard shelled meal the taco has had a history that predates written words. It is said that when the taco was first created it was used …
Adult Yellow M&M Costume
Yellow may not be too smart, but he makes up for his lack of knowledge with great enthusiasm. He is always up for doing something fun with his candy coated chocolate friends. And isn’t that what life’s all about? Having …
Beer Keg Costume
If you’ve ever wanted to be the one guy at the party that everyone—and we mean everyone—wants to be friends with, we believe we have found a means to achieve such a lofty dream. It’s round, it’s silver, and no, …
Adult Inflatable Banana Costume
Is your banana costume game slipping a bit lately? It happens to the best of us, but we may know just the trick for you to find it a”peel”ing again, and we promise, it doesn’t involve a bunch more silly …
Child Blueberry Costume
They say that those little blueberries are fantastic for you and they also say that you are what you eat. Well this poor kid may have eaten a few too many blueberries then. At least she’s incredibly healthy and full …
Kids Bobble Eyes Pumpkin Costume
Forget Jack the Ripper – it’s time to make for Jack-O-Lantern the Ripper! This Halloween your child will be able to bring a little terror (all in fun, of course) to the neighborhood while still representing a Halloween classic that …
Adult Red M&M Costume
Give me a break. A procrastinators work is never done.
Have you ever found yourself watching television at three am, putting off going to sleep. You know you have a meeting in the morning with your boss, but for some …
Carrigan the Carrot Newborn Bunting
Would the world be a better place if carrots were as cuddly as they are crunchy? We have no idea. Could your tiny baby look any more adorable than in the hand-crocheted polyester yarn of this Carrigan the Carrot costume …
Adult Carrot Costume
What’s on the menu for lunch today? What if you we told you, that YOU were on the menu! Your friends and family might just want to turn you into the new lunch special after they see wearing this Adult …
Adult Milk Costume
“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: Skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.” – Ron Swanson, “Parks & Recreation”
Listen, we could do the obvious thing here, which is deliver a whole bunch of …
Adult Deviled Egg Costume
Is there a way to describe this Adult Deviled Egg Costume without making the obvious “you are what you eat” joke? This devilishly clever funny costume eviled Egg includes a pullover egg suit with attached horns and tail. Availability: This …
Child Taco Costume
On Monday night do you ever sense a rising feeling of excitement in your child? Do they pack their bookbag with extra zest on Tuesday morning, running out the door with hardly a goodbye? Don’t feel bad, they aren’t trying …
Adult Get Real Apple Costume
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. While we’d be the first people to point out we’re not qualified to say if this is true or not, we can definitely say that remembering to chow down an …
Adult Peach Costume
Take a seat, pumpkin spice!
Why does ‘pumpkin spice’ get all the attention? We think it’s only because it’s a seasonal flavor. If you ask us, peaches are far superior. Think about it. Could you chomp into a pumpkin the …
Raw Turkey Adult Mask
So Halloween is right around the corner but you can’t stop thinking about the next big holiday, good ole turkey day. We get it. There’s amazing food, awesome people, and even football! What’s not to love? So, why not show …
Popcorn Child Costume
Can you imagine a trip to the movie theater without a big bag of salted, buttered popcorn? It seems… downright wrong, doesn’t it? Nothing makes a movie better like a healthy helping of the crunchy snack, but did you know …
Adult Grilled Cheese Sandwich Costume Set
“Adult” and “grilled cheese” aren’t words you find together very often. Most grilled cheeses, being a staple of kids’ menus up and down the land, are decidedly all-ages. Our Adult Grilled Cheese Sandwich Costume Set, however, is only for grownups, …
Adult Pint Of Beer Costume
“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.” – Henry Lawson.
Beer. It’s more than just a smooth amber liquid you drink to refresh your taste buds. It’s a way of life, a mindset. To truly …
Sriracha Adult Tunic
Oh man, this costume is hot!
We’re gonna rap a lil’ story at ya: Growing up in the Midwest and thanks to our Scandinavian farming roots, our diet mainly consisted of meat and potatoes. The most exciting things that showed …
Teen Hot Dog Hoodie
Have you ever been walking through the city and taken a look at one of those beautifully crafted hot dogs in a bun with just the perfect amount of mustard on it, and thought to yourself, “Now that’s a fantastic …
Kids Pumpkin Costume
Why not be a sweet pumpkin for Halloween? This Kids Pumpkin Costume is a very festive costume for little kids to wear. The cute stem cap really makes the whole costume come together as if you’d been grown over the …
Adult Pumpkin Costume
On every October 31st there is one thing you’ll be certain to see in front every door, a pumpkin. But these aren’t just normal squash because these orange orbs have faces carved into them. Now some of these faces are …
Womens Blue M&M Costume
Okay, were you as shocked as we were to find out that all M&Ms taste the same? In all honesty, we refuse to believe it! We just know that the blue ones are little sweeter than the others, and there …
Adult Peanut Butter and Jelly Costume
Everyone longs to have that one special person in their life; someone who knows them so well that without thinking they can easily finish each others’…sandwiches.
Whether your other half is a friend, family member, forever sweetie, or even a …
Purple Grapes Adult Costume
Become one of the tastiest treats the world has ever known, when you transform into a ginormous cluster of grapes! Everyone loves grapes. What’s not to love? There are over 8,000 different varieties of this specific fruit, it comes in …
Child Milk Costume
What kid doesn’t love milk a tall, cold glass of vitamin-rich milk? Everyone loves the beverage that does a body good, but few choose to becomemilk…except your kiddo! That’s because your child is special–pure, wholesome, refreshing.
This unique costume …
Child Peas Costume
Would you look at me please
I’m a set of fresh sweet peas
Don’t you think that it’s odd
That I’m still in my pod?
I’m small, round, and green,
I’m your very favorite bean
Now please beg my pardon…
Cuddly Cappuccino Infant Costume
For the longest time, you thought nothing could outshine your love of coffee. After all, it’s the delightful beverage that acts as the lifeblood to your everyday activities. It’s one of the few things worth waking up for! Can you …
Stacked Pancakes Costume
It is no secret that breakfast is amazing when it’s done right. Now in this modern day world most people don’t get a chance to enjoy a proper meal in the morning, they just settle for a granola bar and …
Child Zombie Banana Costume
We know it will happen, so we created a list of responses for you to give—in your best zombie-banana voice—when someone asks why you chose to dress as a zombie banana at this year’s costume party.
Feel free to choose …
Teen Hot Dog Costume
Where do hot dogs come from? Kid, trust us – that is a question you DON’T want ask! Sometimes, it’s just better to accept things as they are and not ask too many questions about what their origin story is, …
Adult Get Real Doughnut Costume
Sorry, what did you say? We were distracted. You see, someone brought this amazing box of bakery into the office this morning. There’s only one left and there may or may not be an arm-wrestling contest happening.
Doughnuts are delightful. …
Adult Get Real Glass O’ Milk Costume
Remember when you were a kid? You’d spend hours playing outside, and then come inside for a tasty snack. You’d creep back into the kitchen to see what kind of treat awaited you. On lucky days, you’d find a nice …
Avocado Adult Costume
Going in a polyfoam food costume is not a new idea. We’re not going to play you like we came up with it, either. But we will endorse going in a costume that’s not just any old vegetable. Because why …
Child Rainbow Costume
Do all your little one’s art projects come home covered in the epic colors of ROYGBIV. They are painted with watercolors, painted on clay pots, and drawn on school folders. It’s no wonder, rainbows are super magical. On the darkest …
Adult Hot Dog Costume
You won’t have to worry about waving down the concessions guy in this Adult Hot Dog Costume. Bring your favorite treat with you wherever you go! Oh, but, maybe you still might want to get his attention–this suit isn’t as …
Adult Rice Krispies Pop Costume
It’s unclear where Snap, Crackle, and little Pop here actually come from, but we like to think it’s from some kind of land where cereal grows on trees, or perhaps rains from the sky. Cereal: the food we would eat …
Adult Rice Krispies Crackle Costume
There’s no doubt that there is a ton of yummy cereal out there. Filled with sugar and bursting with sweetness, there’s nothing like waking up to a big bowl of your favorite cereal engulfed in ice cold milk. We don’t …
Child Oompa Loompa Costume
Oompa Loompa, doopety-doo, we have a perfect puzzle for you, Oompa Loompa doopety-duss, if you are wise you’ll listen to us!
Okay, we’ll knock off that rhyming stuff, because we’re not really employees of Willy Wonka’s infamous chocolate factory (or …
Boys Willy Wonka Costume
Does your son have a pretty serious sweet tooth? If your little guy is always searching for sugary snacks to feast upon, it’s safe to say that he’s a certified candy enthusiast and a lover of all things Willy Wonka. …
Adult Peas Costume
You know those odd Internet quizzes that attempt to define exactly what kind of personality you have and, then, connect it to something seemingly totally unrelated? Like how a question might ask you what sort of Chinese food you most …
Adult Cheeseburger Costume
Burgers. Need we say more?
Ok, so we’re actually obligated to say more, but even if we weren’t, we’d happily continue singing the praises of cheeseburgers. Because cheeseburgers. California Burgers, Juicy Lucys, Barbecue, Buffalo, Sliders, Cheddar, Swiss, onions, bacon… your …
Infant Li’l Pumpkin Onesie
Pumpkins are the quintessential Halloween icon. Whenever you think of Halloween, the first thing likely to pop into your mind is an image of a perfectly orange pumpkin.
Pumpkins are so cute that we’ve taken to calling our little one’s …
Infant My First Halloween Onesie
Of all the holidays in one’s life, there are few that mean more to so many than the momentous firsts in an infant’s initial year. Especially, of course, to you: the parents.
There are a lot of firsts, in fact, …
Hot Dog Costume for Dogs
Everyone has heard the phrase, you are what you eat. We’re not really sure what that phrase is supposed to mean, since eating too much candy doesn’t make you any sweeter; it just gives you a really terrible belly ache. …
Egg Costume
Do you want to look egg-celent, but finding the perfect outfit is just too hard boiled? Is the quest for the ultimate costume leaving you feeling fried? Do you wish the hunt could be over easy? Well, omelette you in …
Toddler Orange Pumpkin Costume
We aren’t 100% sure on this but isn’t it the law that you have to take pictures of your kid in a pumpkin costume at some point? We’re pretty sure that’s a real law. Okay, it’s not a real law …
Child Cheeseburger Costume
Does your little one like to make a statement or maybe he just loves to chow down on tasty treats? If so, we’ve got the perfect costume! This Kids Tasty Cheeseburger Costume is sure to make your little guy or …
Child Carrot Costume
Most parents have to keep telling their kids to eat their veggies but your kiddo is a bit different. They love the taste of fresh vegetables so much that they actually want to become their favorite one, right? Well, you …
Green Grapes Costume
So, you’ve been looking to have a ton of fun with your whole bunch of friends this Halloween. But so far, it seems that your search for the perfect costume has been somewhat fruitless? We know this, because we’ve heard …
Bacon Strip Costume
Think of your favorite sandwich. Imagine that sandwich sitting on a plate right before you. You look down and see that it’s familiar, but maybe too familiar. Now, think of that same sandwich and imagine that it has bacon, perhaps …
Adult Banana Costume
Amidst all the most powerful and noble beings in all of the multiverse, there is one that reigns high above all others. The mighty Odin has bowed down. The great Empress of the Nile begged its advice on beauty. An …
Adult Pringles Can Costume
With the Adult Pringles Can Costume, you are what you eat! Transform into one of your favorite snacks this Halloween. Forget party snacks! Everyone at the party will want a taste of you. If you love Pringles, then wearing this …
Adult French Fries Costume
With the Adult French Fries Costume you can be the main dish after all! Don’t settle for side dish dressed as a box of shoestring cut fries in this unique costume. Whether you’re from McDonalds or the local diner, one …
Adult Zombie Banana Costume
We’re all afraid of the zombie apocalypse, so we’ve been preparing for the time when our neighbors transform into brain-craving mindless monsters. The only problem with that preparation is, we’re looking at the wrong species to rise up and terrorize …
Adult Bazooka Gum Costume
The Adult Bazooka Gum Costume adds pink pop to every costume party! The Bazooka outfit is modeled after the iconic blue and red wrapper of the famous bubble gum company. Bazooka has been around for over 60 years and is …
Toddler Cupcake Costume
This Toddler Cupcake Costume is the perfect costume for your little sweetie! Wrapped in a swirl of frothy pink frosting, complete with cute cherry hat and colorful sprinkle details, your toddler will be the most irresistible part of Halloween! You …
Adult French Fries Costume – Get Real
With this Adult French Fries Costume you can finally achieve your lifelong dream of becoming your favorite food! French fries are super tasty and loved by everyone so this French fry costume is an excellent choice for Halloween. These golden …
Adult Fork Costume
Are you sick and tired of missing out on all those fun dinner parties that you always hear about? Well, worry not. We have just what you need to get into every dinner party from here on out.
Think about …
Adult Knife Costume
Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight, unless it’s this awesome Adult Knife Costume! Everyone will love it! What’s not to like? It’s shiny and over-sized, it could be hilarious or horrifying (depending how you wear it), and did …
Infant Cupcake Cutie Costume
More delightful than an actual cupcake!
The last family birthday you and your bundle of joy attended was a lot of fun, but when it came time to dive into the cupcakes, your little one encountered some difficulties. It all …
Kids Hot Dog Costume
One of the most American foods you can get is the classic hot dog (well, maybe apple pie is in there, too, but hot dogs are pretty American). These can be found at any sports game and backyard cookout and …
Toddler Hotdog Costume
“Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!”
It’s hard to see a hotdog as a parent of a toddler, and not immediately start singing the Micky Mouse Club House song. Just like it’s hard to put your mail out without …
Girls Tootsie Roll Dress
Most of us grew up hearing legends of the direct connection that our diet had on our bodies. Of course, we understand what they meant… that whole input and output connection that basically tells us that we can’t eat as …
Adult Salt Costume
Did you know that salt is considered the most valuable commodity? With all of it’s many uses and benefits, such as food preservation and taste, it’s easy to see why. You won’t have to worry about your salt intake with …
Adult Pepper Costume
Some people are just so bland. So vanilla. Like salt on your burger. Like plain white bread.
You’re not that way, are you? We really hope not. We know far too many normal boring people that like their lives as …
Adult Ketchup Costume
Pass the ketchup, please! You’ll be in high demand on Halloween night or at any party with this goofy Adult Ketchup Costume. You really love ketchup, don’t you? It’s good to have a favorite condiment. You could get a friend …
Kids Sun Costume
The Sun has a pretty important job. That big yellow star spends every day making sure the whole Earth is warm enough to live and it also makes sure that it’s nice and bright outside, so we can see. On …
Rice Krispies Snap Men’s Costume
Getting up when the alarm goes off in the morning is the pits. The only activity that brings us any feeling of salvation is sitting down at the table and diving into our bowl of Rice Krispies. There’s nothing like …
Child Ketchup Costume
You know what goes well with just about anything? If you were thinking Ketchup then you’re right! People put it on top of their juicy cheeseburgers or perfectly grilled hot dogs. They dip their crispy fries and tender chicken nuggets …
Adult Mustard Costume
Once, when we were but wee little condiment packets (children), we had one of those transformative, coming-of-age realizations, one of those fleeting mere moments in which life changes at the drop of a hat, the sight of an image, the …
Beer Bottle Costume
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall. Ninety-nine bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around. And, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall.
Taking bottles of beer down from the wall is a fun old counting game for …
Adult Jersey Pumpkin Dress
You’ll be the most fashionable pumpkin in the patch!
You’ve probably dressed up as a pumpkin before. You know, wore a plain orange top, maybe some black or green leggings, and fastened something in your hair to serve as a …
Sexy Hamburger Clown Costume
Crispy fries, salted to perfection. Chicken nuggets with a nice crunch matched with juicy tenderness. Delicious hamburger patties covered in a blanket of gooey cheese. Ice cold soda in a cup bigger than your head. So… is your mouth watering …
Child Peppermint Candy Costume
Remember going to grandma’s house when you were a kid and pilfering her old lady candy stash? Ribbon candies that had been fused together since the Truman administration, butterscotches that were crushed to dust in their wrappers by frantic fingers …
Toddler Pumpkin Costume
Cutest little pumpkin in the world.
Everyone has those photos they wish their parents would just lose already. The ones that they pull out every time someone new comes to the house. It doesn’t help that the pictures are kept …
Pumpkin Tutu Dress
The worst part about any jack-o-lantern is that they only last for such a short amount of time. before you know it they’re all wilted and weird looking, sullying your doorstep with their sad melted face that’s no longer smiling. …
Teen Banana Costume
“Because they are a great source of potassium. Because yellow is our favorite color. Because hey girl, you made us go bananas. Because they have no fat, no sodium, and no cholesterol—and we take our future seriously. Because we need …
Child Salt Costume
Your kiddo may not normally be a salty individual but this Halloween she can be the saltiest person in town. Grab this Child Salt Costume and transform your little one into one of the five basic taste sensations. Salt is …
Kids Banana Costume
What kind of a key opens a banana?
A monkey!
Get ready, because if your kid is a joker, then they’re gonna LOVE this hilariously fun Kids Banana Costume! Take it from us – there are few things as hilariously …
Adult Supreme Banana Costume
Amidst all the most powerful and noble beings in all of the multiverse, there is one that reigns high above all others. The mighty Odin has bowed down. The great Empress of the Nile begged its advice on beauty. An …
Kids Strawberry Donut Costume 7-10
With the Kids Strawberry Donut Costume, make your child’s Halloween extra sweet! Allow them to transform into one of their favorite treats. Perfect for any little donut lover. They’ll have the most delicious costume on the block. This kids donut …
Adult Chocolate Donut Costume with Bite
In the Adult Chocolate Donut with Bite Costume, make this Halloween super scrumptious! Show up to the party in this sweet costume. This donut costume looks so good, you can just eat it. But be careful not to take another …
Child Hot Dog Costume
In this Child Hot Dog Costume, you’ll look just like the tasty snack that everybody loves, from the ballpark to the barbeque to the city kiosk! This kids hot dog costume is great on its own, but also makes an …
Child Pizza Costume – 7-10
This Child Pizza Costume will transform your child into everyone’s favorite food this Halloween! This super realistic pizza costume features pepperoni and mushroom details, and of course, lots of tasty cheese! In this pizza costume, your kid will be just …
Kids Taco Costume
The Kids Taco Costume will make your child look cute and yummy this Halloween! Why bother with candy when you can be a taco? This kids food costume is an adorably funny way to show your love for one of …
Adult Pizza Slice Costume
The Adult Pepperoni Pizza Costume is a fresh and hot slice of Halloween fun. Add some pizza pizzazz in this costume that will transform you into a giant pepperoni and cheese slice. If you’re forgoing the Halloween candy for a …
Beer Bottle Case Adult Group Costume
Beer started out as a meal supplement. Yep, that’s right. At the end of the winter when people were pretty much out of grain and root vegetables they would tap into a couple kegs, drinking a substance that was basically …
Beer Bottle Mens Costume
Beer really has quite the history. It has left its mark on many societies since the dawn of man. Ancient Egyptian pharaohs drank it and so does the common working man the USA. After all, it is the one and …
Newborn Baby Pea in the Pod Costume
Remember when Anne Geddes baby portraits were all the rage? No? If you don’t know of or remember the name Anne Geddes, then we highly suggest you Google “famous photographers” (after purchasing this costume of course) and get a load …
Toddler Red Strawberry Costume
Oh dear.
No, you don’t understand. We have a thing for strawberries. Every summer we go berry picking as a company. Each Independence Day we do a potluck and all of the desserts are red, white, and blue with strawberries …
Child Mustard Costume
When you wield the power of mustard, you will be the mightiest condiment warrior in the fridge’s door shelf. No bun is safe from your tangy, yellow justice. You will add panache to every mayonnaise salad, compete with and annihilate …
Baby Tootsie Roll Costume
He may be too young to actually enjoy candy, but he’s never to young to start getting into the Halloween spirit. Show off your little sweetie with this Baby Tootsie Roll Costume. He’s sure to become everyone’s favorite little treat!…
Womens Green M&M Costume
She is one sexy, sassy, smart M&M! No wonder she is always stealing the show, and the other M&M’s hearts. She is one beauty.
The truth about Miss Green M&M is her parents were blue, and yellow colored. When they …
Jack O Lantern Adult Costume
Ah, the pumpkin. The squash of a thousand uses. Wait, no, we’re thinking of the butternut. The pumpkin actually only has three uses. The first is to flavor literally every commercially available coffee drink for six weeks out of the …
Infant Pumpkin Tutu Dress
You could do the new thing that parents seem to be doing. You could put your precious baby into a pumpkin. But that doesn’t seem the wisest, at least not with your little wiggler. She seems to be able to …
Child Jack O Lantern Costume
What better seasonal look that the quintessential jack-o-lantern?
Did you know how the jack-o-lantern became quintessential? We do! Because, well, our employer requires this sort of knowledge of us in job interviews, let alone on the job. Since you asked, …