Gandalf Beard Kit
Do you find yourself a huge fan of fireworks? Do you always arrive precisely when you mean to? Do you find your wardrobe horribly monochromatic? If you answered yes to any of these, you might be a wizard of Middle …
Mississippi Mud Flap Wig and Mustache
We’ve rocked this same exact look since 1981, and we’ve heard it all: “redneck,” “hick,” “Hey you! Stop shoplifting at the Chevy dealership!” None of it fazes us, though. We live the good life. Knocking back cold ones with our …
Sharp Dressed Man Beard
Fashion means a lot of different things to different people. In the 1950s, poodle skirts and high collars were all the rage. In the 1970s, leisure suits and plaid dominated the disco scene. They were swept away by giant perms …
Santa Claus Wig and Beard Set
Santa is well known for his jolly disposition and unbeatable toy delivery track record, but he probably wouldn’t be so jolly if he had to do everything himself. It’s perfectly understandable that he hires a few helpers here and there …
Throne Beard
Wear this Throne Beard and become a horseback-riding warrior prince. Marry a young girl who will become the Mother of Dragons and beget the Stallion Who Mounts the World. Show off your prowess in battle. You’re a Horse Lord, after …
19th Century Mutton Chops
Did you know that side burns are named after the American Civil War general, Ambrose Burnside? Seriously, look him up. We don’t think anybody will ever beat the sideburns that he’s got. We’re beginning to wonder if a guy was …
Badness Goatee
Look just like your favorite high school chemistry teacher-turned-meth-manufacturer with this Badness Goatee! And you don’t even have to come down with lung cancer to abandon your old, harmless look. Just peel off the backing and press it into position. …
Gunslinger Mustache
When you travel out on that lonely dusty road from town to town in the wild west, your body begins to take inspiration from your surroundings, your skin begins to turn the tanned color of the baked sand with speckles …
Western Gambler Moustache and Beard
Sitting down at a card table in an Old West saloon can be a real thrill. Watching the chips fly across the table, feeling the rush of a great hand, and the sting of a called bluff. Sweating out the …
Mens Mutton Chops
Sure, you’ll kind of look like a creeper from the late 1800’s with a set of mutton chops like these, but that’s what you were going for. Right? The whole “Jack the Ripper” thing is in with all the kids …
Bowler Goatee
One might assume that to be a legendary bowler, one must practice frequently to truly hone their craft. NOPE. Repeatedly using all your energy to throw a bowling ball down a greased lane so it crashes into a pyramid of …
Handle Bar Mustache
What would the world be like if there were only one type of mustache? It would certainly be a darker place than it is now. How would we tell the evil henchman from the heroic cowboy? How would we know …
Handlebar Sun-staches
You know what should really be in style? Super strange designer tan lines. We could put little cutouts of dolphins or seashells on our backs and then spend a couple hours tanning. Before long we’ll have a sweet looking temporary …
Musketeer Mustache and Chin Patch
One for all, and all for one!
To be as daring and roguish as a musketeers, those should be the very words you live by! However, one cannot simply say some words and go charging into a sword fight to …
Cop Mustache
You poor, poor soul. Do you not have a handlebar mustache? Any cop that wants instant respect needs one. We get it though. You don’t have the time to grow one (or maybe you just can’t). That’s what this synthetic …
Spirit Gum Adhesive with Remover
Everyone loves dressing up as a terrifying monster or some wild character for Halloween. It’s tons of fun! Although, the majority of people may settle for a mask to toss over their face, you’re a bit different, right? You’re an …
Goatee Beard
Trying to pull off the stylish look of a resident in the Arabian desert? Well then, keep in mind that it sure can get pretty hot out there, so you’re going to want to look extra cool in order to …
Charlie Chaplin Mustache and Eyebrows
Good old Charlie’s face could say a thousand words with one expression. He didn’t need the subtitles some silent movies used, he could say everything with clear gesticulations. His comedic genius still holds up today. Not everything stays good with …