Hustla Pimp Costume
So, you want to be top dog on the street, eh? You think you have the skills to do it? Well, maybe you do. You have the hook up. You know everything that happens in your neighborhood. You got your …
Gold Daddio Pimp Shoes
Let’s see here. Your suit is super fine. You’ve got the shirt with the long lapels and the suit coat that looks divine. When you put on such such gnarly threads, you look ready to wear a hole in that …
Gold Fish Pimp Shoes
How do you enter a party? Do you walk in, and quietly shuffle to a corner and play it low-key for the night? Or do you tend to “arrive,” making sure everyone knows you have entered the room?
Strap yourself …
Supa Mac Daddy Pimp Costume
And the prize for best dressed goes to…
Every year you go to the same costume party. It has all the same people that you see all the time. Not only does it have the same people, they are wearing …
Sweet Daddy Pimp Costume
Hello, sweet sisters and brothers of the world outside. We come to you from the glorious ‘70s, which somehow reside still inside this strange little Internet box of yours. We know that you are looking for style. You want groove …
Purple Pimp Costume
Respectable business man
Sure, his business is a little different than ours. He doesn’t work your typical nine to five shifts. He sure doesn’t do any heavy lifting, or sitting behind a keyboard for hours. When you see him on …
Big Daddy Pimp Plus Size Costume
Listen, we’re gonna keep it real: We like to watch a lot of Law & Order: SVU, and one thing we’re not cool with is the old idea of a pimp running girls on the streets. It ain’t right, …
Men’s Black Pimp Shoes
Do you need a bit of a boost this Halloween?
How about you go and get ready to hit the streets as the flyest cat this side 42nd street and kick it ’til dawn in these totally unforgettable shoes. No …
Red Pimp Costume
Ah zebra stripes. The envy of all. Nothing says class like wearing some faux zebra stripe as you strut down the boulevard. “Hey,” it says, “I’m better than you because I’m zebra stripes and you’re something boring.” Obviously the perfect …
Men’s Count Pimp Costume
Mwahaha! Do you know the vamp that always gets all the vampire vixens? It’s Count Pimp, that’s who. When he walks into the bar, all of the hottest vampires fly over to him in hopes that he will buy them …
Yellow Fedora Hat
If there’s one thing we respect, it’s building a career around getting into other peoples’ business! If we had a dime for every time we wanted to follow a juicy piece of gossip, we’d be private dicks swimming with fishes …
Big Link Gold Chain Necklace
Look, we all have different investment strategies. Everyone knows that buying the brand new whip is baller, but it’s not forward-thinking – that thing is gonna depreciate by half the minute you drive it off the lot. And houses are …
Gold Dollar Sign Pimp Ring
Are you getting your pimp on? A purple suit hanging in your closet? Wrinkle free. You know how to get your pimp on. But still you feel like you might be missing something to really set you apart from all …
Dollar Sign Necklace
Have you recently acquired a great deal of wealth and desire to project a symbol of that new station in life? Perhaps you haven’t yet become the top dog of a franchise or king of an elder profession but have …