Animated Hanging Zombie Torso

Description

We all have to admit that we go into a renaissance fair and see those massive pheasant legs and think to ourselves, “I have to get my hands on one of those, they’re so huge!” Sometimes we even realize that we’ve said it out loud with such a force that everyone is staring at us strangely. Well, the idea is very similar with zombies too. They see a big, juicy looking human leg and just have to get their hands on it. It’s a very common misconception that they’re only after all those brains.

Just look at this shining example of a specimen. He used to be an avid hiker in his former life. All that walking up hills and rocky surfaces made his legs big and meaty. Pretty soon, some zombies took notice and got a hold of him. Now he swings around from place to place with his arms as a zombie himself! If you feel like really giving your friends a scare and warn them of the dangers of visiting the gym too much, bring this guy home for a try.