Adult Purple Morphsuit

Description

We really, really wish our skin was purple. Why the weird wish? Well, first of all, it’s not weird. Second, we’re not quite sure the origin of this deep desire, but it’s always been a dream of ours to be the color of juicy grapes and shiny amethyst.

Imagine the possibilities. With purple skin, we could frolic through fields of lilac on a weekday afternoon without bearing the judgemental gaze of modern society. We could sell everything—our vehicles, our homes, our clothes—and skip town to the vineyard on the outskirts, and there we could escape the anxiety-inducing worries of adulthood. We could finally, after years of unrealized dreams, steal the Empress of Uruguay (the largest amethyst geode on the planet, not the person) and walk out the door without consequence. On camera, it would appear that the Empress merely floated out the front door, never to be seen again.

We thought our dream could never be, but then the team at Morhpsuits created something quite amazing—beautiful in its simplicity and awe-inspiring in its sleek shine. This Purple Morphsuit is the perfect shade of purple and it fits like a glove, so it’s as close to having purple skin as we might ever get. We’d recommend nabbing one while they’re still around, because the office is already stocking up, formulating plans to get the Empress where she belongs: our break room.