Adult Happy Penguin Costume

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*Read in the voice of Morgan Freeman*

It is October. Summer is behind us. Another holiday season is about to begin. We are, too soon, going to be forced to host family that will not leave. Cook elaborate meals that will get demolished by said family. But for now, we can still look forward to Halloween. Let us check in on a soon to be costumed man.

Here he is. A magnificent human male specimen. See how he is not getting ready to leave, like his wife asked him to do 20 minutes ago. See how he lounges on the bed, watching episodes of Futurama on Netflix. Oh, wait he hears her blow dryer stop. A sure sign he can start getting ready.

Now look as the male stuffs one leg, then both legs into the Adult Happy Penguin Costume. See the magnificent way in which he pulls the zipper up the back of the body suit. Oh, he seems to be have snagged the zipper on a piece of fabric from his shirt. His human mate sees him unable to pull the zipper any farther, his elbows high in the air, trying in vain to get the zipper to come back down. This is why male penguins keep the egg warm, while their female counterparts hunt for the food. She instructs him to put his arms in the wings. Then graciously zips him up. This is a joyful moment of human triumph, before the dreaded holiday season begins.