The pirate life be not fer everyone! They spend their whole lives in search of gold and glory, but fer many pirates, the only thing that can be counted on is a watery grave, or a hangman’s noose if they let their guard down. It’s not so gloomy as it seems, though! They spend their days on the high seas, huntin’ for plunder, and their nights in pirate-friendly ports, spending their loot like there is no tomorrow. Swashbucklers never know when Davy Jones will call them down to his locker!
When one lives a life of such uncertainty, ya must have a reliable hat over yer noodle! This tricorn-style Caribbean Pirate Hat will keep the sun off yer brow for as long as you have a brow to keep sun off of. Of course, it’s not real leather, so it won’t be able to take as much of a beatin’ as a real leather hat. But it’ll still make ya look fearsome in yer pirate costume! And be sure to work on yer obnoxious pirate accent. Maybe take a class at yer local improve theatre, like we did! Yaaaarg!